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    Re: *Fun* With Bachelor 13!

    Love this thread! Okay, here's my little ditty:

    'Twas the night of the Meet 'n' Greet
    And all through the room
    Were twenty-five women
    All wanting a groom

    Our Bachelor is Jason
    So handsome and sweet
    Enjoyin' the ladies
    Practically kissing his feet

    The booze was a-flowin'
    Some imbibed a bit much
    Poor Jackie got tipsy
    And looked like a lush

    Sexy Raquel moved in fast
    With a hot salsa dance
    But Molly cut in
    For her own brazen chance

    Jillian put Jason
    To her strange hot dog test
    And he passed in her eyes
    'Cause he liked mustard best

    They all had to choose
    One girl, voted out
    The top three selected
    Will cry, sulk and pout

    Megan was chosen
    But there's one little glitch
    She does get a rose
    And calls them all $@#*!

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    Re: *Fun* With Bachelor 13!

    Welcome to the Ditty Corner, SewCrazy! I'm happy that over the seasons this thread has morphed from photoshop to captions to dittys. Everyone has something to share. I'm pulling this from my post in the Melissa thread (with a caption by jlccaz)


    "Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile." (Melissa's Mary Tyler Moore Impression)
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    Re: *Fun* With Bachelor 13!

    Quote Originally Posted by CoolCruiser;3270591;


    This screencap proves.... "Yup, they did "IT".

    Proven by Jonah's theory about scratches on back (From "Sleepless in Seattle" whose friend has cable)

    You put your right foot in..
    You put your right foot out..
    You put your right foot in and you shake it all about....

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    Re: *Fun* With Bachelor 13!

    Quote Originally Posted by Arielflies;3272313;
    Welcome to the Ditty Corner, SewCrazy! I'm happy that over the seasons this thread has morphed from photoshop to captions to dittys. Everyone has something to share. I'm pulling this from my post in the Melissa thread (with a caption by jlccaz)


    "Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile." (Melissa's Mary Tyler Moore Impression)
    OMG, she DOES look like MTMoore in that pic!! HAHA!

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    Re: *Fun* With Bachelor 13!

    Quote Originally Posted by SewCrazy;3272262;
    Love this thread! Okay, here's my little ditty:

    'Twas the night of the Meet 'n' Greet
    And all through the room
    Were twenty-five women
    All wanting a groom

    Our Bachelor is Jason
    So handsome and sweet
    Enjoyin' the ladies
    Practically kissing his feet

    The booze was a-flowin'
    Some imbibed a bit much
    Poor Jackie got tipsy
    And looked like a lush

    Sexy Raquel moved in fast
    With a hot salsa dance
    But Molly cut in
    For her own brazen chance

    Jillian put Jason
    To her strange hot dog test
    And he passed in her eyes
    'Cause he liked mustard best

    They all had to choose
    One girl, voted out
    The top three selected
    Will cry, sulk and pout

    Megan was chosen
    But there's one little glitch
    She does get a rose
    And calls them all $@#*!
    Great rhyming skills!

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    Re: *Fun* With Bachelor 13!

    SewCrazy...wow. That was brilliant!!!

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    Re: *Fun* With Bachelor 13!

    Mystery solved!

    We know who did not get the rose. Obviously he was not Jason's type.
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    Re: *Fun* With Bachelor 13!

    And YOU KNOW he's crying like a baby too! LOL

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    Re: *Fun* With Bachelor 13!

    Quote Originally Posted by KashatheDiva;3273463;
    Mystery solved!

    We know who did not get the rose. Obviously he was not Jason's type.
    Well, Jason did say he was pretty liberal.

    Maybe he ate too much on their date?
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    Re: *Fun* With Bachelor 13!

    http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m...ach13-2-17.jpg

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    (how do I post the image, rather than a link to it?)

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