I admire anyone with special talents - especially musical - but the opening night talent show has become too much.
Chris H: Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to the 12th edition of The Bachelor Talent show!
Tonight for your pleasure and the
laughterpleasure of our viewing audience, I am extremely happy to announce we have four very talented young ladies, who will perform for us.
First up is a clarinetist, then a young lady who exhibits strength of jaw and unbreakable teeth as she rips into an aluminum can.
Oh, and that is not all...one of the beautiful bachelorette
babesladies will arm wrestle our handsome, sexy Bachelor from Britain - who will win?
To cap off the evening, we have a magician who will perform sleight of hand. Somehow she will remove
strip offan intimate article of clothing and deposit it in someone's pocket.
gulpsip your alcoholic beverages, relax and enjoy this AMAZING show!