Fun With Bachelor 12

[Arielflies]

I admire anyone with special talents - especially musical - but the opening night talent show has become too much.
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Chris H: Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to the 12th edition of The Bachelor Talent show!

Tonight for your pleasure and the laughter pleasure of our viewing audience, I am extremely happy to announce we have four very talented young ladies, who will perform for us.

First up is a clarinetist, then a young lady who exhibits strength of jaw and unbreakable teeth as she rips into an aluminum can.

Oh, and that is not all...one of the beautiful bachelorette babes ladies will arm wrestle our handsome, sexy Bachelor from Britain - who will win?

To cap off the evening, we have a magician who will perform sleight of hand. Somehow she will remove strip off an intimate article of clothing and deposit it in someone's pocket.

Please gulp sip your alcoholic beverages, relax and enjoy this AMAZING show!

[bogey123]

I admire anyone with special talents - especially musical - but the opening night talent show has become too much.
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Chris H: Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to the 12th edition of The Bachelor Talent show!

Tonight for your pleasure and the laughter pleasure of our viewing audience, I am extremely happy to announce we have four very talented young ladies, who will perform for us.

First up is a clarinetist, then a young lady who exhibits strength of jaw and unbreakable teeth as she rips into an aluminum can.

Oh, and that is not all...one of the beautiful bachelorette babes ladies will arm wrestle our handsome, sexy Bachelor from Britain - who will win?

To cap off the evening, we have a magician who will perform sleight of hand. Somehow she will remove strip off an intimate article of clothing and deposit it in someone's pocket.

Please gulp sip your alcoholic beverages, relax and enjoy this AMAZING show!

Arielflies, You brought humor when we needed it the most!

I don't know if I can keep a straight face now when this begins...You are too funny!

[hopelessroman]

Too funny Ariel!

I read that and thought....wow...seriously...t his is the show that has jumped the shark. For sure!

[jlccaz]

In honor of season premiere, MYSTERY GIRL #15, and the terrific pre-premiere sleuthing...for your pre-show entertainment, I offer the following:

Sleuthing from these photos is EXACTLY the same mental skill as that tested in the LOGIC GAMES section of the LSAT, trust me (the law students and lawyers in here will back me up on this) -- who can correctly answer this actual sample LSAT question? (And yes, I picked an amusement park question for OBVIOUS season 12 reasons) ...


An amusement park roller coaster includes five cars, numbered 1 through 5 from front to back. Each car accommodates up to two riders, seated side by side. Six people—Tom, Gwen, Laurie, Mark, Paul and Jack—are riding the coaster at the same time.

Laurie is sharing a car.
Mark is not sharing a car and is seated immediately behind an empty car.
Tom is not sharing a car with either Gwen or Paul.
Gwen is riding in either the third or fourth car.
Help setting up this game
[I]
Question 1

Which of the following groups of riders could occupy the second car?
.
(A) Laurie only
(B) Tom and Gwen
(C) Laurie and Mark
(D) Jack and Tom
(E) Jack, Gwen, and Paul

Question 2
If Gwen is riding immediately behind Laurie's car and immediately ahead of Tom's car, all of the following must be true EXCEPT:
.
(A) Gwen is riding in the fourth car.
(B) Paul is riding in the third car.
(C) Tom is riding in the fifth car.
(D) Laurie is riding in the third car.
(E) The first car is empty.

There are more questions that make your head hurt (if like me, you haven't had to do these in ..um ... many years, but you get the point!

[hopelessroman]

Okay jcal now you are just making my brain hurt. I HATED those kind of questions on the GRE.

I am good at pics and feelings...lmao. Not analysis. Thanks to my crutch folks like Simplechef and Cape!!!

Yahooo super sleuthers@@

[aesthetica]

who brought a frickin clarinet?

[bogey123]

In honor of season premiere, MYSTERY GIRL #15, and the terrific pre-premiere sleuthing...for your pre-show entertainment, I offer the following:

Sleuthing from these photos is EXACTLY the same mental skill as that tested in the LOGIC GAMES section of the LSAT, trust me (the law students and lawyers in here will back me up on this) -- who can correctly answer this actual sample LSAT question? (And yes, I picked an amusement park question for OBVIOUS season 12 reasons) ...


An amusement park roller coaster includes five cars, numbered 1 through 5 from front to back. Each car accommodates up to two riders, seated side by side. Six people—Tom, Gwen, Laurie, Mark, Paul and Jack—are riding the coaster at the same time.

Laurie is sharing a car.
Mark is not sharing a car and is seated immediately behind an empty car.
Tom is not sharing a car with either Gwen or Paul.
Gwen is riding in either the third or fourth car.
Help setting up this game
[I]
Question 1

Which of the following groups of riders could occupy the second car?
.
(A) Laurie only
(B) Tom and Gwen
(C) Laurie and Mark
(D) Jack and Tom
(E) Jack, Gwen, and Paul

Question 2
If Gwen is riding immediately behind Laurie's car and immediately ahead of Tom's car, all of the following must be true EXCEPT:
.
(A) Gwen is riding in the fourth car.
(B) Paul is riding in the third car.
(C) Tom is riding in the fifth car.
(D) Laurie is riding in the third car.
(E) The first car is empty.

There are more questions that make your head hurt (if like me, you haven't had to do these in ..um ... many years, but you get the point!

Too Funny jlccaz,

My oldest son is coming home from college this week. He took the LSAT's and I abso-bachelor-loutly will show him your post! Thanks for sharing

[jlccaz]

Bogey123, tell him I said he ought to ACE that section if he pulled his genes from your side of the family.

[bogey123]

Bogey123, tell him I said he ought to ACE that section if he pulled his genes from your side of the family.

I will jlccaz, I think I may have helped him pass. Have such a tendency to talk way to fast for most people to understand and confuse everyone in the house with "switching back and forth" between one subject and another. I'll let you know what he says when he reads your post!

[lyb5007]

In honor of season premiere, MYSTERY GIRL #15, and the terrific pre-premiere sleuthing...for your pre-show entertainment, I offer the following:

Sleuthing from these photos is EXACTLY the same mental skill as that tested in the LOGIC GAMES section of the LSAT, trust me (the law students and lawyers in here will back me up on this) -- who can correctly answer this actual sample LSAT question? (And yes, I picked an amusement park question for OBVIOUS season 12 reasons) ...


An amusement park roller coaster includes five cars, numbered 1 through 5 from front to back. Each car accommodates up to two riders, seated side by side. Six people—Tom, Gwen, Laurie, Mark, Paul and Jack—are riding the coaster at the same time.

Laurie is sharing a car.
Mark is not sharing a car and is seated immediately behind an empty car.
Tom is not sharing a car with either Gwen or Paul.
Gwen is riding in either the third or fourth car.
Help setting up this game
[I]
Question 1

Which of the following groups of riders could occupy the second car?
.
(A) Laurie only
(B) Tom and Gwen
(C) Laurie and Mark
(D) Jack and Tom
(E) Jack, Gwen, and Paul

Question 2
If Gwen is riding immediately behind Laurie's car and immediately ahead of Tom's car, all of the following must be true EXCEPT:
.
(A) Gwen is riding in the fourth car.
(B) Paul is riding in the third car.
(C) Tom is riding in the fifth car.
(D) Laurie is riding in the third car.
(E) The first car is empty.

There are more questions that make your head hurt (if like me, you haven't had to do these in ..um ... many years, but you get the point!

I love these. Guess that's why I love the sleuthing. Does that mean by doing all the logic analysis we can restore the brain cells numbed by watching the actual TV show?