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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    OOO - and I want to know who's job it was to keep an eye on Matt - if he left the country - you shirked your responsibilities of staking out the airports - uuummmmmmmmmmmm - we may never know the truth now - sleeping on the job I guess
    WHEW - Hang IN & Hang ON

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles&BamBam;2968894;
    You got that right


    crying.ribs.hurt.can't.breathe

    Thank you all again for a million laughs. Gotta get some sleep. Will be dreaming turtles, tigers and piglets, leopard skin creations, and monkeys - all in rhyme.
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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Quote Originally Posted by lyb5007;2968930;


    crying.ribs.hurt.can't.breathe

    Thank you all again for a million laughs. Gotta get some sleep. Will be dreaming turtles, tigers and piglets, leopard skin creations, and monkeys - all in rhyme.
    Night, sweet dreams - Can't wait to bust more balls tomorrow (oooops can I say that)
    Where did you come from? You are my final 1!!!!!! Totally in love.......

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    We get to see the WTA tonight
    Will it turn out to be a big cat fight?
    who will get told "walk off"
    will at Matt the girls scoff
    I think Amanda finally does see the light!!
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
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    Ok, ladies. You have had me rolling on the floor all morning!!! I have a little diddy. It's quite lengthy but I hope you will enjoy:

    There once was a girl named Shayne
    Who in her youth seemed tame
    But let her inhabitions go
    As she started to grow
    Because of her famous last name

    Soon after she tooted her horn
    Hanging out with people in porn
    Her daddy didn't approve
    To this he did elude
    But his acting was tiresome and worn

    Then off to The Bachlor she went
    To meet a nice British gent
    But then her daddy stepped in
    To fix her a win
    And that's how the season went

    We went into this season with hope
    Because we believed this British bloke
    But then we saw Shayne
    Just playing her game
    Because she thought she was "dope"

    This Shayne Show we saw on TV
    Was poor acting we all can agree
    The other 24
    To her were a bore
    And to Matt she took her plea

    "Fleiss said I'm the one to choose
    So we must maintain our little ruse.
    Don't pick who you want
    In this little jaunt
    Or your Hollywood deal you'll lose"

    So Amanda and Chels he let go
    Because everyone told him so
    Fleiss got his ending
    Matt's career now pending
    Providing he can go with the flow

    To some this end seems happy
    To otheres it is quite crappy
    We have all been duped
    At how low they will stoop
    To give us an end so sappy

    So now this ends my very tall tale
    About a show that has literally gone to hell
    We may have loved once
    But that's only a hunch
    And now I bid you farewell

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    I'd hate see the demise of this show
    On one, it does intend to grow
    ABC take our advice
    Get rid of Mike Fleiss
    There's been too many failures in a row!

    The format obviously needs changing
    We'd gladly help in it's rearrangng
    The ladies of Fort
    would gladly report
    On what would make good tv viewing
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    [QUOTE=mommadeb;2969543;]Ok, ladies. You have had me rolling on the floor all morning!!! I have a little diddy. It's quite lengthy but I hope you will enjoy:

    that was amazing, and you summed the season up quite nicely too
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
    Proud member of the Rose Coloured Glasses Club

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    [/QUOTE]

    that was amazing, and you summed the season up quite nicely too [/QUOTE]

    Thanks! It actually came pretty easily. I was quite surprised since I don't normally do this.

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    that was amazing, and you summed the season up quite nicely too [/QUOTE]

    Thanks! It actually came pretty easily. I was quite surprised since I don't normally do this. [/QUOTE]

    Great job! That was awesome.
    Bring on the Bachelorette!

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Matt to F1

    Shayne you had me at - "I come from a family of actors"
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
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