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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    We're gathered together today
    To join two people on this day in May
    We all have our doubts
    Can he handle her pouts
    Or will Matt live to rue this day?


    The leapord print gown was quite a fright
    As the Bride chose not to wear white
    Matt started to chuckle
    The preacher bit his knuckle
    The wedding party was really quite the sight!!


    It truly was a Hollywood wedding,
    For no tears were any ladies shedding
    As their botoxed faces
    showed us no traces
    and they looked for the next man they'd be bedding.


    We all wish Matt and Shayne the best
    For a marriage will put them to the test
    Will they thank Mike Fleiss
    Or put his balls in a vice
    For something that started out to be all in jest!


    Okay, some of that didn't really make sense but what the heck
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryvetted;2968244;
    Matt finally got a Hollywood hit movie!
    Perfect..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryvetted;2968244;
    Matt finally got a Hollywood hit movie!
    that was awesome ryvestted!!!!
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
    Proud member of the Rose Coloured Glasses Club

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Quote Originally Posted by luv4dummies;2968077;
    Shayne likes to go shopping on her little pink scooter
    When people get in the way she just blows her tooter
    She loves her make-up, shoes and handbags galore,
    When she shows Matt he rolls his eyes and laughs more.
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    Ok fill in the line with your own verse

    Turtlekeeper I used your words LOL
    good job.. how about this for the finish..


    Shayne likes to go shopping on her little pink scooter
    When people get in the way she just blows her tooter
    She loves her make-up, shoes and handbags galore,
    When she shows Matt he rolls his eyes and laughs more.

    but he forgives her because he likes her Hooters..

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Quote Originally Posted by lyb5007;2962928;


    "SWIM OFF!!!!!!!"



    ETA: AFrankR's avatar just seemed perfect for this.

    I'm so glad you brought your posts over, Northern Viewer. You are GOOD!


    OMG!!!!! I literally spit my drink when I read this post!

    TOO FUNNY!!! I can't stop laughing! Thanks for making my day!
    When you judge others, you do not define them. You define yourself. ~Wayne Dyer

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernviewer;2968295;
    We're gathered together today
    To join two people on this day in May
    We all have our doubts
    Can he handle her pouts
    Or will Matt live to rue this day?


    The leapord print gown was quite a fright
    As the Bride chose not to wear white
    Matt started to chuckle
    The preacher bit his knuckle
    The wedding party was really quite the sight!!


    It truly was a Hollywood wedding,
    For no tears were any ladies shedding
    As their botoxed faces
    showed us no traces
    and they looked for the next man they'd be bedding.


    We all wish Matt and Shayne the best
    For a marriage will put them to the test
    Will they thank Mike Fleiss
    Or put his balls in a vice
    For something that started out to be all in jest!


    Okay, some of that didn't really make sense but what the heck

    Great job.. I'm laughing so hard at what is on the last few pages, we have some very talented people here..

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    There was a young actress from Hollywood..
    That went on the Bachelor and did all she could,
    To vie for the Bachelors eye..
    She cuddled and coaxed and even made jokes..
    But we all question, is this all just a hoax.?




    While watching the show, some are nervous..
    Some say heíll choose Shayne and itís obvious..
    But can we be sure,
    that her heart is pure,
    or that her actions are really spontaneous?

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12



    Thank you ALL for such fabulous entertainment.
    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons- Johann Schiller ~and daughters.

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    HAHAHA! How can you think of so much to rhyme about? You guys are fabulous!

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryvetted;2968390;
    HAHAHA! How can you think of so much to rhyme about? You guys are fabulous!
    Believe me, this season has provided all the inspiration necessary.

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