We're gathered together today
To join two people on this day in May
We all have our doubts
Can he handle her pouts
Or will Matt live to rue this day?
The leapord print gown was quite a fright
As the Bride chose not to wear white
Matt started to chuckle
The preacher bit his knuckle
The wedding party was really quite the sight!!
It truly was a Hollywood wedding,
For no tears were any ladies shedding
As their botoxed faces
showed us no traces
and they looked for the next man they'd be bedding.
We all wish Matt and Shayne the best
For a marriage will put them to the test
Will they thank Mike Fleiss
Or put his balls in a vice
For something that started out to be all in jest!
Okay, some of that didn't really make sense but what the heck