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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Quote Originally Posted by bogey123;2848763;
    Too Funny jlccaz,

    My oldest son is coming home from college this week. He took the LSAT's and I abso-bachelor-loutly will show him your post! Thanks for sharing
    Okay...NEW WORD!!!!! Abso-bachelor-louty!!!!! LMAO

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12 - What really happened at the Ski Lodge...

    F6 – At the ski lodge while Noelle and the Bachelor are elsewhere…

    Based on Armed N Dangerous’ S’Caps


    Shayne : Here at the ski lodge, while Matt and Noelle had their one-on-one, the weirdest fight broke out!

    Marshana : What do you mean that my clothing designs smell like grass clippings. I am the Miss Earth New York, forgoodness sakes. Thus I am a radical environmentalist. Where do you think I get my materials? flatulating sheep? That contributes to global warming.


    Chelsea : The bedrooms all sell like a musty golf course.
    Robin: Hang your stuff outside.


    Amanda R: This is annoying, and so stupid. Can I pull my hat any lower?

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    How about a quotable from last night:

    "That girl is riding my every last nerve like . . . a pony"

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Sung to, "Turkey in the Straw"

    1.
    Oh, I have some good advice for Matt who’s on the show.
    It’s the seventh time I watched, so some things that he should know,
    Producers edit like the fiends we all know that they do,
    So pick a lady well, let her know that you’re true.

    Eliminate those, insincere and crude
    Panties in the pocket are oh so very rude,
    Don’t get drunk, and don’t sleep about,
    Make the wrong choice and it takes away your clout.

    2.
    You started it well when Amanda got the rose,
    Good things can be said bout the rest that you chose,
    Just be careful when you date, sincerity’s a must,
    When you get enamored, make sure it’s not just lust.

    Eliminate those, insincere and crude
    Panties in the pocket are oh so very rude,
    Don’t get drunk, and don’t sleep about,
    Make the wrong choice and it takes away your clout.

    3.
    There are two from Colorado, with their rocky mountain high,
    Some pretty good musicians, about that I cannot lie,
    The cute actress from a family whose life is Hollywood,
    Make sure that if you choose her, she to you will be good.

    Eliminate those, insincere and crude
    Panties in the pocket are oh so very rude,
    Don’t get drunk, and don’t sleep about,
    Make the wrong choice and it takes away your clout.
    Last edited by bigedlb; 03-21-2008 at 01:40 PM.

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Where's FORT's babe RandalR when we need him? It's time for some snark in the sugar.

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    BigEd - thank you so much for contributing to the thread this year. I always enjoy your songs and hope you continue along with the re-captions.

    Maybe we should get more into re-captioning like they use in the Big Brother thread...that would be fun and different.
    The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. Dorothy Parker, (attributed)

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Very well done, BigEd!
    And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know ~ Kansas

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Meet Matt



    Erin H. our Maxim model



    Holly


    Ashley and her guitar


    Noelle with her beautiful hair


    Marshana modeling one of her own creations


    Group date


    Amanda ice skating date


    the elusive horse stables


    Shayne snowboarding


    Chelsea enjoying Sun Valley


    Welcome to The Bachelor: London Calling

    ehhhh. they're all a bunch o' Bratz!

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Dear Lord kasha. Well done! You can arrange them in stop motion animation and reenact - or preenact a date.

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 12

    Oh, that is brilliant! I can't even pick a favorite!

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