The most shocking finale ever!! SPOILERS

[BlondieGal]

That is pretty darn funny, SweetElvira!

[Montrealgirl]

As I mentioned in another thread :

Brad cannot bring himself to tell the F2 that she's not THE ONE so he asks Chad to take his place.

Brad said that the FRC wasn't painful for him. And now we know why.

[poo235]

Brad: I am so happy to have met you, and I look forward to getting to know you better, spending time with you alone ...
F1: ::sniff!:: ::smile:: ::glow::
Brad: And I just want to say that I love you--
Andy: I LOVE YOU!
Chris: Andy, what are you doing back here? You've had your turn.
Andy: I LOVE ALL OF THE GIRLS!
Chris: Okay, Andy, I'm going to have to ask you to say your goodbyes and leave.
Andy: AND I NEED PUBLICITY! FOR MY CHARITIES! AND MY TRIATHLONS!
Chris: Security! Where's Security!
Andy: I LOVE YOU, TOO, CHRIS!
Security: ::drags Andy away::
Chris: Now, back to the most shocking ... wait -- where's Brad and What's-her-name? They've run off! Now we'll never know whether it was a ring on a finger or a ring on a string or a plane ticket or ...
FORT Viewers: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

This is hilarious, SweetElvira I would love to see it acted out on SNL or something!

[Lellis819]

Brad: You look amazing and you know I have to drag this out for awhile so play along okay?
F2: Play along? How can you say that?
Brad: No, I didn't mean I was playing you along. I meant we need to wait for the sunset!
F2: Sunset? Sunset? All you want is a Sunset?
Brad: No! No! You mis understand, you are really sweet and this has been an amazing journey!
F2: You betcha!! "specially that last night in CABO!
Brad: Yeah that was GREAT! remember the special thing we did?
F2: I know that's why I'm glad we're here now and in love!
Brad: I agree! Let's catch the limo and head to the bar.....
F2: Oh I love you........

F2 has totally confused Brad and they run off together.

F1 arrives...... No Brad.....No Rose.........No Limo .......No Sunset! "What Happened?"

Fleiss: She got here FIRST!

[Bloomers]

Brad: You look amazing and you know I have to drag this out for awhile so play along okay?
F2: Play along? How can you say that?
Brad: No, I didn't mean I was playing you along. I meant we need to wait for the sunset!
F2: Sunset? Sunset? All you want is a Sunset?
Brad: No! No! You mis understand, you are really sweet and this has been an amazing journey!
F2: You betcha!! "specially that last night in CABO!
Brad: Yeah that was GREAT! remember the special thing we did?
F2: I know that's why I'm glad we're here now and in love!
Brad: I agree! Let's catch the limo and head to the bar.....
F2: Oh I love you........

F2 has totally confused Brad and they run off together.

F1 arrives...... No Brad.....No Rose.........No Limo .......No Sunset! "What Happened?"

Fleiss: She got here FIRST!

That would be an ending to remember!

[Bloomers]

I refuse to overthink this mess. The simplest solution is that Brad just can't pick between A and B so he makes an impassioned plea for a menage á trois, both A and B accept and they all walk off into the sunset, in an "ending that you wouldn't believe".

That would add some "shocking" to the ending.

[meauxwalk]

F2 proposes to Brad, and he has to turn her down; he proposes to F1 and she says no

[NYGal]

Brad married the final three and they moved next door to the Hendrickson clan in Sandy, Utah.

[KashatheDiva]

Brad married the final three and they moved next door to the Hendrickson clan in Sandy, Utah.

Now that makes for some great tv!!

[decemberose]

Brad married the final three and they moved next door to the Hendrickson clan in Sandy, Utah.

I laughed out loud with that one and it got me thinking of another scenario.



Brad married the final three and moved them all to Austin. ABC signed them up for a new reality tv show called "The Brad's Bunch of Babes Show".


CAUTION ... mature audience only, drinking scenes encouraged, and watching may be addicting. Take appropriate safety precautions.