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    Re: The most shocking finale ever!! SPOILERS

    Where does it say "the most shocking rose ceremony ever"? I can't find that!
    I thought it was "you won't believe how it ends"? Well, I would believe it if they got married, foolish, but not unbelievable. If the last two got together and compared notes and then stood him up - that would be pretty unbelievable! "Watch from the beginning", I just can't figure out. I want to be SHOCKED!

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    Re: The most shocking finale ever!! SPOILERS

    Quote Originally Posted by KashatheDiva;2608960;
    Chris Harrison realizes how sexy Brad really is and books his own fantasy suite with Brad--kicking the F3 girl to the curb and replacing her himself.

    Chris ends up leaving his family, but unfortunately Fleiss informs him at the FRC that in reality Chris is Brad and Chad's long lost brother(they were triplets separated at birth) and so is automatically disqualified from this "Deliverance" FRC.
    Thus the scene of Brad looking at the ring box forlorn.
    Brad has to go to rehab to straighten out after all the hoopla and while there, reconnects with Melissa and eventually 6 months later they are engaged. Meanwhile Chris is now working at the Chugging Monkey.
    OMG...too funny...LOL...Melissa?

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    Brad: I am so happy to have met you, and I look forward to getting to know you better, spending time with you alone ...
    F1: ::sniff!:: ::smile:: ::glow::
    Brad: And I just want to say that I love you--
    Andy: I LOVE YOU!
    Chris: Andy, what are you doing back here? You've had your turn.
    Andy: I LOVE ALL OF THE GIRLS!
    Chris: Okay, Andy, I'm going to have to ask you to say your goodbyes and leave.
    Andy: AND I NEED PUBLICITY! FOR MY CHARITIES! AND MY TRIATHLONS!
    Chris: Security! Where's Security!
    Andy: I LOVE YOU, TOO, CHRIS!
    Security: ::drags Andy away::
    Chris: Now, back to the most shocking ... wait -- where's Brad and What's-her-name? They've run off! Now we'll never know whether it was a ring on a finger or a ring on a string or a plane ticket or ...
    FORT Viewers: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

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    Re: The most shocking finale ever!! SPOILERS

    Quote Originally Posted by Lynn7;2609005;
    OMG...too funny...LOL...Melissa?
    Melissa was the girl they showed episode 1 that had toooo much too drink and couldn't construct a sensible sentence.
    Heck, she could hardly construct gibberish!

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    Re: The most shocking finale ever!! SPOILERS

    I refuse to overthink this mess. The simplest solution is that Brad just can't pick between A and B so he makes an impassioned plea for a menage á trois, both A and B accept and they all walk off into the sunset, in an "ending that you wouldn't believe".
    "Feel the sky blanket you/ With gems and rhinestones/ See the path cut by the moon/ For you to walk on" - EV

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    Re: The most shocking finale ever!! SPOILERS

    Quote Originally Posted by KashatheDiva;2609017;
    Melissa was the girl they showed episode 1 that had toooo much too drink and couldn't construct a sensible sentence.
    Heck, she could hardly construct gibberish!
    Oh, I knew that she meant *that* Melissa, it's why I was laughing so hard...I'm still chuckling as I type this.

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    Re: The most shocking finale ever!! SPOILERS

    F1's twin comes out and since Brad can't tell that it isn't the real F1, he's a goner!

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    Re: The most shocking finale ever!! SPOILERS

    The above are all shockingly funny endings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYGal;2608856;
    Well we know there won't be a marriage proposal, otherwise that is all we'd hear about. Let's see, we've had the airline ticket, friendship ring, ring on a string and let's date in the real world. The only finale that I would find shocking is if his chosen one tells him she isn't interested.
    I don't mean to be stupid...but I guess I am! I understand when you say that we'd be hearin about it if there was a proposal. But aren't there pics of Brad holding a ring? And in his 30 minute interview, he states he is very happy with the outcome. I don't know what to think!
    "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." ~Theodore Roosevelt~

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    Re: The most shocking finale ever!! SPOILERS

    Quote Originally Posted by SweetElvira;2609016;
    Brad: I am so happy to have met you, and I look forward to getting to know you better, spending time with you alone ...
    F1: ::sniff!:: ::smile:: ::glow::
    Brad: And I just want to say that I love you--
    Andy: I LOVE YOU!
    Chris: Andy, what are you doing back here? You've had your turn.
    Andy: I LOVE ALL OF THE GIRLS!
    Chris: Okay, Andy, I'm going to have to ask you to say your goodbyes and leave.
    Andy: AND I NEED PUBLICITY! FOR MY CHARITIES! AND MY TRIATHLONS!
    Chris: Security! Where's Security!
    Andy: I LOVE YOU, TOO, CHRIS!
    Security: ::drags Andy away::
    Chris: Now, back to the most shocking ... wait -- where's Brad and What's-her-name? They've run off! Now we'll never know whether it was a ring on a finger or a ring on a string or a plane ticket or ...
    FORT Viewers: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
    That's pretty darned cute!
    "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." ~Theodore Roosevelt~

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