Looks like poor Lisa is a goner and Larry gets his choice of either blonde, perky and nauseatingly cutesy behind door #1 or blonde, perky and nauseatingly cutesy behind door #2. *Yawn*. Gee, which one is Larry going to pick? That's a tough choice there for our faux prince, considering his romantic history and his apparent inability to commit to either a better haircut or a sane, reality TV free life. I'm sure Erica would say it's like picking between Coke and Pepsi, Reese's Cups and Reese's Pieces or a red M&M and a green M&M. One big double vanilla milkshake with a cherry on top. Literally.
Ah, young love! Well, actually halfway young and probably no-way love, but who really cares! At least Larry here looks like he'll be a good little foot soldier for ABC and he'll actually make a pick at the end. Hurray for small favors. Larry won't be the male J**!
Alas there is still that pesky little crying scene at the end where Larry just couldn't make up his mind between Coke and Pepsi and his subsequent admission in an interview that he only decided 2 hours before the end which one of them to pick. Oh, I'm sure the newly minted faux-princess-in-waiting was thrilled to hear about that sweet little romantic tidbit. What woman hasn't dreamed of being a guy's first choice by only a very narrow margin? Lovely.
I hope Fleiss doesn't get any fancy ideas, like recycling the leftovers again and bringing back the real winner - that's the 1st runner up - for a second go round as the next Bachelorette. One whole season with either sugary sweet cutesy virgin girl or sugary sweet cutesy giggly girl is not my idea of fun. Just imagine the losers who'd sign up for that show: mamma's boys who still live at home, well coiffed and hairsprayed man-virgins, "saintly" altar boys and maybe some actor wannabes with dreams of getting a foot in the proverbial Hollywood reality show door, swimming before their eyes. Would she fall for a hot actor or a man-virgin?
On second thought, that might actually be fun to watch.