"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one." ~Elbert Hubbard
"Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product." ~Eleanor Roosevelt
~R.I.P. Grandma 6/22/33 - 10/5/10~
Maggie: "While she takes care of the men with the guns, why don't you sit down and I'll make you a nice, hot cup of tea?"
Pan Am stewardesses: prepared for anything!
Really? So every woman wants to sell themselves for some shiny things, do they?
All I wanted was a 45, a stinking 45 - the record or the gun. I'd even settle for the damn malt liquor. - Al Bundy.
I love it how everyone forgets that Julia Roberts was a hooker in that movie...cause that's what I want to grow up to be.
I've finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
As disgusted as I am with Sean right now, let me speak out of the other side of my mouth and say he can take ME to Rodeo Drive to shop ANYTIME!!!!!!!!!!
"In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, broccoli, zits, ozone depletion, racism, sexism, stupid guys and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day?"- Unknown
120 carats? Holy Moly! Obviously she doesn't get to keep the necklace, but what about the earrings?
I'm not feeling any chemistry with these two.
The only time I see security in a store is when they haul off a shoplifter. (sigh)
Maggie: "While she takes care of the men with the guns, why don't you sit down and I'll make you a nice, hot cup of tea?"
Pan Am stewardesses: prepared for anything!