"I wonder if my stock portfolio is doing well? I thought it might be a good idea to short the energy stocks this week, but the news out of Lausanne makes me wonder if I should have moved into the metals instead... No, Ashhh Leee, I didn't hear you when you asked about my nail polish, and really, you can go suck it if you want to know.... Oh, there's Sean..."
LOS ANGELES (AP) - A power outage affecting hundreds of thousands of Los Angeles area residents occurred last night when a Bachelor contestant suddenly and unexpectedly smiled, revealing approximately 46 teeth and a most impressive gumline.


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snerk
She's a pretty girl, but that hair.
