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    Jaclyn Swartz BP3





    Jaclyn Swartz
    Occupation: Account Executive
    Age: 27
    Residence: Netwon, MA
    From:The Bachelor Season 16



    Jaclyn is super competitive, smart, manipulative but well liked amongst the cast, despite being a self-proclaimed mean girl. This smart-mouthed woman will tell it like it is, but still stay on everyone's good side to ensure that she is kept in the house. However, Jaclyn thinks Rachel Trueheart wants to be just like her.
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    Re: Jaclyn Swartz BP3

    "super competitive, smart, manipulative"

    = someone to avoid at all costs

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    Re: Jaclyn Swartz BP3

    Every time I see her, I see this:

    goon.jpg

    I genuinely do not like to disparage people's appearance because I think it is absolutely the lowest form of critique and does not speak well of the disparager, but yeah, I just cannot stop thinking about Goon whenever she snipes her way onscreen.
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    Re: Jaclyn Swartz BP3

    I'm sorry Rattus, but this....this makes me..
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    Re: Jaclyn Swartz BP3

    Quote Originally Posted by Rattus View Post
    Every time I see her, I see this:

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    I genuinely do not like to disparage people's appearance because I think it is absolutely the lowest form of critique and does not speak well of the disparager, but yeah, I just cannot stop thinking about Goon whenever she snipes her way onscreen.
    I agree with you Rattus about how it's not appropriate to make fun of someone's appearance, but this made me LOL. It's a pretty uncanny resemblance!
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    Re: Jaclyn Swartz BP3

    Dunno who Goon is, but I think she wouldn't look like Goon on the outside if she looked different on the inside.
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    Re: Jaclyn Swartz BP3

    In the promo shot, she looks pleasant enough. On camera, though, she often looks like she just ate a sh*t sandwich and she talks smack about others which makes her very unattractive.

    I think Ed must dig the large, hook nose look as Jilian's nose wasn't of the cute button variety, either.

    P.S. Just saw her last name which reminds me of Spaceballs -- "May the Swartz be with you"
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    Bwhahahaha @sh*t sandwich! That's true and oh so hilarious!
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    Re: Jaclyn Swartz BP3

    Quote Originally Posted by Rattus View Post
    Every time I see her, I see this:

    Attachment 28498

    I genuinely do not like to disparage people's appearance because I think it is absolutely the lowest form of critique and does not speak well of the disparager, but yeah, I just cannot stop thinking about Goon whenever she snipes her way onscreen.
    OMG, THANK YOU!! I was starting to feel like an awful person because whenever she is on screen I just can't keep my eyes off her nose! Although in thinking about it, just because you do too does not NOT make me an awful person . . . . but at least I'm not alone!
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    Re: Jaclyn Swartz BP3

    Quote Originally Posted by KatesMom View Post
    OMG, THANK YOU!! I was starting to feel like an awful person because whenever she is on screen I just can't keep my eyes off her nose! Although in thinking about it, just because you do too does not NOT make me an awful person . . . . but at least I'm not alone!
    I like to think that we are in fantastic in so many other ways that we can get away with the occasional bit o' bitchery .
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