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    Re: DEBATE: Bachelor Pad - Super cool or grossest thing ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by Marianna;4044968;
    Here are my thoughts on the show, sung to the tune of "Makin' Whoopee"



    Makin' Bach Pad Whoopee



    Another bach, another loon
    Another contestant chopped so soon
    Another season, another reason
    For makin' Bach Pad whoopee

    A lot of hype, a lot of Fleiss
    Contestants take a chance, they roll the dice
    Their reputations they're killin' when they're so willin'
    To make Bach Pad whoopee

    Picture many over-inflated chests
    To which tight, low-cut blouses cling
    Picture catfights and hornets' nests
    It's about money this time, not a ring

    They're eating pies and throwing up
    New alliances forming, others breaking up
    But don't forget folks, it's all a hoax
    This makin' Bach Pad whoopee

    Another year or maybe less
    This show won't last, well can't you guess
    It's like you suspected; your tv's infected
    With skanky Bach'es makin' whoopee

    Can't believe folks watch this every Monday night
    Oh what a spectacle, oh what a sight
    Some find it sappy; others, downright crappy
    This silly Bach Pad whoopee

    We know that Fleiss will make some money
    He knows what sells is often poor taste
    Some judge him and some think it's funny
    Some say his 'genius' is going to waste

    Fleiss thinks his formula could never fail
    People lacking judgment are Fleiss' Holy Grail
    Viewers get sucked in deeper; as contestants get cheaper
    By makin' Bach Pad whoopee
    Absolutely brilliant and much more entertaining than the actual show. Thank you for using your talents for the amusement of your fellow FORTers.

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    Re: DEBATE: Bachelor Pad - Super cool or grossest thing ever?

    It sounds like I'm in the minority but I am thoroughly entertained by this show! It's trashy, summer fun with beautiful people hooking up and causing drama... I like it much better than the regular bacherlor/bachelorette - since my least favorite thing about the show is that there aren't multiple of both sexes. I've always felt that the 1 guy/girl needed some live competition!
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    Re: DEBATE: Bachelor Pad - Super cool or grossest thing ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dukie;4047315;
    It sounds like I'm in the minority but I am thoroughly entertained by this show! It's trashy, summer fun with beautiful people hooking up and causing drama... I like it much better than the regular bacherlor/bachelorette - since my least favorite thing about the show is that there aren't multiple of both sexes. I've always felt that the 1 guy/girl needed some live competition!
    You may be in the minority, but you're not alone. I've posted elsewhere on here that I prefer it to the regular show, which I consider to be an embarrassment to all concerned. It's one thing to be honest and admit that you're doing what you're doing in the hopes of winning the jackpot, but to flutter your eyelashes, spout some trite garbage about intriguing journeys, and claim that you're looking for luuurrrrvvvve? Well, I have more respect for an honest whore, personally.
    All I wanted was a 45, a stinking 45 - the record or the gun. I'd even settle for the damn malt liquor. - Al Bundy.

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    Re: DEBATE: Bachelor Pad - Super cool or grossest thing ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rattus;4048141;
    You may be in the minority, but you're not alone. I've posted elsewhere on here that I prefer it to the regular show, which I consider to be an embarrassment to all concerned. It's one thing to be honest and admit that you're doing what you're doing in the hopes of winning the jackpot, but to flutter your eyelashes, spout some trite garbage about intriguing journeys, and claim that you're looking for luuurrrrvvvve? Well, I have more respect for an honest whore, personally.
    I am with you two, I really like this show. At least here they get to choose who they want to be with here, if anyone. And to me this is a pretty accurate picture of how dating is today. You hook up and move on at times others begin real relationships.

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    Re: DEBATE: Bachelor Pad - Super cool or grossest thing ever?

    You know what - it's cheesy summer fun and I for one - am loving every minute of it. I can watch it and laugh, I can watch it and drool and I don't have to take it too seriously. It's like a cheesy summer romance novel you read at the beach. I love seeing the old regulars and look forward to it each week. Anything that brings Kiptyn Locke back on my TV - is AOK with me!

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    Re: DEBATE: Bachelor Pad - Super cool or grossest thing ever?

    I'm addicted. Don't know why though, it's definitely trashing. There are a few I like. Peyton, Kypton, Tenley.
    I have a 27 year old daughter and if she behaved like some of those girls, especially one who I won't name, I would be appalled.

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