The Bachelor 3/24/08 Recap: Matthew Hears A Ho (or perhaps several)

[soccermama]

Very funny recap - just like always!! I agree that this is the highlight of the show for me!

[Google]

 

[BSGFan]

Roses, you made me choke on my late afternoon cup of coffee quite a few times. Thanks!!

[pajamasam]

Delightful and delovely roses. I feel like singing now too.

[Arielflies]

He points out the first date box, then shows his Bachelor-hosting expertise by fleeing the room before the ladies have a chance to rip off his shirt as they dive for the box with their claws extended.

Chris Harrison enters the room, and it suddenly occurs to me how great it would be if he and Matt broke out into a perfected dance routine to Thriller, heh. But damn, ...

Two of my favorite moments (featuring Chris, of course) captured and expanded by the ever delightful Roses! Oops, I think pajamsam's urge to sing is contagious - It's delightful, delicious, deRosey.

[lildago]

...I’m guessing he and the Mrs. must have recently returned from some faraway exotic island adventure (either that, or he’s been mowing the lawn at this season’s Bachelorette Manor for some extra spending money).

He’s all ears (although not in a Prince Charles kind of way)

And, why in the hell does she still have the price tag on the back of her pajama top? It makes me laugh that no one tells her about it, and reminds me how silly it looks when someone forgets to close the little door that covers their car’s gas cap, heheh.

Unless of course, you’re turned on by staring into someone’s gaping pie-hole. By the way, I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure she’s got a cavity on her bottom right molar that should probably be checked out.

...and says she looks forward to going home and having her cat lay on her legs again. Hey, whatever gets you through the night, honey.

Fabulous recap, roses! I freaking LOVE your title!

[MotherSister]

Brilliant recap, roses, as usual. I can't even pick out my favorite lines, but I laughed all the way through. Great job.

[itsyourmom]

Originally Posted by roseskid

She has a beautiful voice, but really, the words are something about wanting him to touch her, feel her, and I’m thinking how in the hell is he supposed to do that with her caterwauling at him?

You make me laugh!

[MsFroggy]

Excellent funny recappage, roses!!

[Capegal]

SPEW!!!!!!!!!!! LOL gotta remember how funny the ROSE recaps are LOL

[Cheddar]

Smashing job, as usual, Roses!

I must say I love the "Ho" theme of the titles of your recaps this season. Way to get us all laughing before even opening the recap.