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    Re: 1/6 The Bachelor 18: Premiere Episode **West Coast Spoilers**

    Stethoscope desperately needs to dial it down a notch.

    Or twenty.
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    Re: 1/6 The Bachelor 18: Premiere Episode **West Coast Spoilers**

    Methinks The Queen of The Fairies might've had her a 'lil huff or two of Fairy Dust before she plopped her legs across JPab's lap.
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    Photo booths and dancing...yeah they don't want him talking to them.

    The massage therapist is like simulating sex...pour my oils all over him...I can see that this season will have a ton of innuendo.
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    That massage therapist was practically having an orgasm massaging him through his clothes - ewww what are her clients thinking? Or maybe she just works at the local washy wash and specializes in happy endings
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    Re: 1/6 The Bachelor 18: Premiere Episode **West Coast Spoilers**

    If I don't get a rose tonight, whatever shall I do? Will I jump off the highest mountain? Will I dive into the deepest sea? Will I swim the widest channel? Oh me, oh my! It's the end of the world as I know it!
    Will you accept my dancing rose bro as a 'special powers' idol?

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    Re: 1/6 The Bachelor 18: Premiere Episode **West Coast Spoilers**

    Massage Girl WAS a bit much.

    I ran and washed my eyes out after she left my screen.
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    Clearly he is really into these girls since he can't seem to remember any names or anything about them.
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    Re: 1/6 The Bachelor 18: Premiere Episode **West Coast Spoilers**

    LMAO all of the pictures are of JP - no kidding!
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    Re: 1/6 The Bachelor 18: Premiere Episode **West Coast Spoilers**

    So . . .

    Elise's mama is guiding her, huh?

    Too bad she didn't guide her to raise the neckline of her dress just a wee tad bit and quit airing out pretty much all of her ta-tas.
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    Re: 1/6 The Bachelor 18: Premiere Episode **West Coast Spoilers**

    Oh, Lord . . .

    Is that The Dumpee having a meltdown ALREADY???????????????

    DAMN.
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