Re: Fun with the Bachelor 15
Fleiss: Remember Brad, one of these girls will be the next Bachelorette.
Brad: OK. How do I know which one?
Fleiss: She'll be the one who is most engaging, the coolest, the brightest, the best.
Brad: Um, then why won't I fall for her?
Fleiss: Cuz we will tell you not to.
Brad: But what if I fall in love with her?
Fleiss: Too bad.
Brad: So I kick off the girl I like the most, early on?
Fleiss: No you wait til it's most dramatic. Lead her on til the bitter end.
Brad: Then I look like a douche-bag again.
Fleiss: Brad, we love you but you are a douche-bag for doing this again. Why do you think we love you so much?
Re: Fun with the Bachelor 15
What We Reap is What You Sow
Fleissmeister, Fleissmeister, what row do you hoe?
Why every season do you plant such woe?
The planting is done, the harvest complete,
When we sit at your table, what will we eat?
Potatoes, peas and kale you've fore-sworn,
In order to serve us only the corn.
Your table groans with yellow and white,
and we long for other, less flatulent delight.
Won't you turn your attention to another field,
If only to see what it would yield?
The possible we ask
The probable you blast
Our desire for a crop to end our fast.
Re: Fun with the Bachelor 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arielflies;4110720;
Fleissmeister, Fleissmeister, what row do you hoe?
Why every season do you plant such woe?
The planting is done, the harvest complete,
When we sit at your table, what will we eat?
Potatoes, peas and kale you've fore-sworn,
In order to serve us only the corn.
Your table groans with yellow and white,
and we long for other, less flatulent delight.
Won't you turn you attention to another field,
If only to see what it would yield?
The possible we ask
The probable you blast
Our desire for a crop to end our fast.
:clap :clap Great post Arielflies
Re: Fun with the Bachelor 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by VelvetBex;4109035;
Brad: But uh, I have to tell her goodbye
Producer: No Brad, no saying goodbye
Brad: Uh, can i say goodbye a month after?
Producer: Of course.
Thanks VelvetBex for starting this thread! :P
Love it! lol
Re: Fun with the Bachelor 15
Flieiss's choice of the Bachelor defending
Brad Womack, on you we're depending
Will you pick the girl?
Will we get our twirl?
[finish the limerick :) ]
Re: Fun with the Bachelor 15
Flieiss's choice of the Bachelor defending
Brad Womack, on you we're depending
Will you pick the girl?
Will we get our twirl?
And deliver a scripted ending?
:rofl
Re: Fun with the Bachelor 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by in2deep;4113866;
Flieiss's choice of the Bachelor defending
Brad Womack, on you we're depending
Will you pick the girl?
Will we get our twirl?
Or will we Hurl? :rofl
Probably not what you had in mind but I couldn't help myself.
Re: Fun with the Bachelor 15
Because I can't seem to help myself. :lol More bad poetry, this time used to call Reality Steve a speck of dust.
As frost on the pumpkin signals the cold season,
so Bachelor sleuths find their reason
To discover people and places remote,
though now rote when Steve gives his mote.
This speck of dust in the universe
is enough to make one adverse
to sleuthing the highs and the lows
of what makes up the Bachelor show.
Do we say farewell to our autumn frost,
say goodbye to what is now lost?
Innocence falls beneath his keen blade;
but someday, someday, the sleuthers will rise
and take back the vaunted prize
of figuring out without being told
the secrets of this be-loved show.
Re: Fun with the Bachelor 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by IrishGal;4109201;
Fleiss: Remember Brad, one of these girls will be the next Bachelorette.
Brad: OK. How do I know which one?
Fleiss: She'll be the one who is most engaging, the coolest, the brightest, the best.
Brad: Um, then why won't I fall for her?
Fleiss: Cuz we will tell you not to.
Brad: But what if I fall in love with her?
Fleiss: Too bad.
Brad: So I kick off the girl I like the most, early on?
Fleiss: No you wait til it's most dramatic. Lead her on til the bitter end.
Brad: Then I look like a douche-bag again.
Fleiss: Brad, we love you but you are a douche-bag for doing this again. Why do you think we love you so much?
Perfect!
