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Thread: AJ2 Episode 3 Recap - "Ethics? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Ethics!"

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    Sean also was awarded a date because he didn’t give up, even when he knew he couldn’t win. He joked that he didn’t appreciate the fact that his prize said “last place” on it. He was hoping for it to say “Braveheart.” Sean, Sean, Sean. You silly man. I think we all know that Zack from P-Ho has sole rights to that name, and he’ll be happy to come kick your ass should you bring it up again.
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    I am still cracking up....you have an Amazing way with words, Amanda! Thanks for the great recap... it was far more fun than watching the actual show!

    I felt the same with about the AJ's when the Hunkidiots walked in...my heart goes out to these poor guys. And yet...I still watch....

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    Excellent recap A-Dawg! You've made me care about a show I don't even watch
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmandaG
    Michael K., looking for all the world like a low-rent A.C. Slater, exclaimed that “if the game calls for it, [he’s] going to have to suck it up and get a little nasty.” What was I just saying about gay porn? ][/i]

    That was too damn funny!!!

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    She’s a nice woman, that Larissa. I would have been pointing and laughing and hiding the lifejacket, but that’s just me.

    According to Mike “they must be a boy and a girl.” Why is that, Mike? Because that’s the way God told Noah to bring them on the ark? Or was he checking out their “equipment”?

    swear on my life that when she first walked out, I thought someone had kicked her ass and given her two black eyes. She was wearing a lovely red and orange print dress, with the darkest, skankiest purple eye makeup you’ve ever seen in your life. It looked like she just took handfuls of blueberries and crushed them on her eyelids. Hideous.

    one of the hunks would say some ridiculous thing or another, but they all just blurred into one big oily idiot in my mind, so I didn’t write much about them.
    Funny, funny stuff. Larissa's make up was truly hideous. The make-up artist needs to be fired, and if she did her own make-up, then she needs to go back to basic make-up class.
    Great job, amanda!

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    That was excellent. I won't quote the many parts that made me snort outloud. I will add that I will hate David for the rest of my life because the phrase "stellar superstar" keeps running through my head. In fact, I called my dog a stellar superstar last night.

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    Thank you so much for another awesome re-cap......

    I'd call you a stellar superstar, but......

    I spent Monday moving, so by the time 10:30 rolled around, I was conked out and missed the last half. Now I feel like I didn't miss anything. In fact, the recaps might be better than the real thing!
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    ::: AmandaG, you write some of the best recaps I've ever read! Bravo! You pack so many jokes into such a short space that it is simply amazing! And unlike some other recappers, you never make the jokes so elaborate that you lose track of the actual show.

    That being said, however, we need to dedicate a little time to talking about her eye makeup that night. I swear on my life that when she first walked out, I thought someone had kicked her ass and given her two black eyes. She was wearing a lovely red and orange print dress, with the darkest, skankiest purple eye makeup you’ve ever seen in your life. It looked like she just took handfuls of blueberries and crushed them on her eyelids. Hideous. She needs to never do that again.
    And you made me laugh ridiculously hard because of this.

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    That was very yummy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmandaG
    but they all just blurred into one big oily idiot in my mind

    This one got me, too!

    Great recap! Better than the show.

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