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Thread: AJ2 Premiere Recap - "Crips and Quips and Busted Lips"

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    Fantastic, Amanda. I don't know how, but your recaps are always even better than I expect them to be. Great job!
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    Oh my gosh! I'm still laughing from that one, Amanda! Great, great job!

    ETA: This isn't a show I'd normally have any interest in watching, but since this recap was so funny, I'm going to have to watch at least an episode! Blast you!
    Last edited by Mantenna; 01-11-2004 at 07:17 PM.

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    Excellent recap!! I think I look forward to reading your recaps more than the shows themselves!
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    Great recap...heck I might skip the shows and just read your recaps.
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    AmandaG, that was phenomenal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    Okay, the paragraph titles along were worth the extended wait. But then this:

    Yeah, baby, yeah!



    Great job, Amanda!

    If I were at all insecure, I wouldn't bother reminding you that up until 72 hours ago, my signature read:
    "Reality TV is my bag, baby. "

    Other than that devastating JUDO CHOP!* to my sensitive inner comedienne, I enjoyed this recap so much I nearly my wet lame-azz self.

    Thanks, Amanda, for making it worth the wait. Yer hot.

    *If you recognized that as a line from Austin Powers, you're lame too.
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    Bravo!

    Wonderful recap Amanda! It was very much worth waiting for. And the disses were all-over pretty hilarious, though I have to agree that Larissa was a harder person to insult than expected.

    Will you be doing all the recaps for this show this season?
    Last edited by mariagoner; 01-12-2004 at 01:17 AM.

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    First to go is C.J. As he leaves, he blames his dismissal on his lack of aggression. That might have played a part in it. So might the cigarette burn (or whatever it is) that is dominating his lower lip. Poor guy.
    Great job Amanda.
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    Fabu Amanda! I was waiting for this.. I missed the show.. twice! I'm so glad one of the FORT's pithiest writers took this bull by the horns.
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    Okay I just caught this recap and it is hilarious (as always). Preachin' to the choir.

    But since no one has pointed this out yet, I gotta tell ya, I'm totally "stoked" that you used the headline "Wookin' Pa Nub"! These recaps of everyone's are hilarious on many levels, but lovin' that you added this extra layer of mirth by referencing Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat (and/or Buhweet) singin' the songs of the day.

    Love it!
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