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    Caged Mah Jongg Solitaire Champion Maveno's Avatar
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    Hmm..I think I like this guy the best so far.
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    Italian Stallion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeppella
    Italian Stallion.
    I hope he loses the pony tail though. If he rethinks his hair and trims up the beard...he is actually good looking imo.

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    looks like someone went overboard on the eyebrow waxing...

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    Ok, Fredo. Can I just call you Al? OK.

    First things first: THROW AWAY THE HAIR GEL. Right now.

    Shave that beast off of your chin, and lop off the ponytail. (You can keep it in your drawer if you are attached to it, but it's not doing you any favors hangin' there. Trust me.)

    Quick, wash out the gel, before a sharp wind blows and cracks your hair.

    A final word of advice: Never, ever wear a wife beater again. Ever. And that's a nice necklace you are wearing, but it would look better with out the back drop of hairy chest.

    There. I think you look pretty darn good now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by totoro
    A final word of advice: Never, ever wear a wife beater again.
    Gotta ask...what is a wife beater? Well, I know what a "wife beater" is, of course - but I don't know what you are referring to. I'm not trying to be a smart@ss, I am just a dunce, I think.

    As for the lopped off ponytail...there are charities that need pony tails that others don't want/need (and this guy does NOT need that ponytail!!). Donate it to the poor kids that are losing theirs because of medical procedures. Heck, Fredo can improve his look and get a tax write off! How is that for bribery? Oh, and Fredo...another benefit of chopping the tail....we will stop harrassing you on the internet ....okay, maybe we will harrass you if you do something really ignorant on AJ Hawaii (sins of the past include, but are not limited to...bad breath in the jacuzzi, cracking an egg over anyones head, singing really bad songs even if someone tricks you into it, expressing anger toward an inanimate object such as a golf club, saying "connection" more than three times in any given evening, talking about stalking ex-girlfriends when you caught them cheating). I am sure there are more AJ1 original sins -- can't think of any right now though.

    From the AJ Hawaii promos, that curly mopped guy has created a whole new world of sins worthy of Internet slamming - I think I am going to like this show

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    A "wifebeater" or just "beater" is the sleeveless white tank top, usually ribbed, that you see Fredo wearing under his button-down shirt.

    Usually found covering the hairy chest of a guy with a 40 of Colt 45, staggering around on his front lawn slurring profanities at the police cruiser parked in the front yard.

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    Generally the hairy chested guy is also not suprised to see the police cruiser in his front yard...
    "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."- Yoda

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    LOL, I can't get past the name. I think Frito Lay when I see Frido L.

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