Don't you.... step on his blue suede shoes.
Yikes Um, can't get past the hair.
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."- Yoda
"I'll just see where Providence takes me and try to look like I got there confidently." - Craig Ferguson
That, and the muscle shirt. A muscle shirt? I mean really...
And now I'll probably have the damn Sha Na Na theme song in my head all night. :rolleyes
"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg
What's taller - the hair or the forehead?
"I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller
Yeah his head is already long, why the hell emphasize it with tall hair?
" I look like Nigella Lawson with a $#*!ing hangover."
He needs to play down the head height.
I'm also thinking a goatee (and removal of those sideburns) might help break up the cheeks a bit.
It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. -- David St. Hubbins