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    Exactly. If it confused us, it will mystify them.
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    Could the web cams they have set-up be the reason? Maybe they don't get close enough to her to touch or get a good view. What about the voice?

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    Seriously... BEFORE we saw the "big cousin" ripping her face off, I KNEW that she wasn't truly that big. I'm sitting in my lazygirl even, watching a t.v... if these guys don't catch a clue, and fall for this.....I'm going to frickin' laugh my ass off.
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    Well, if they've been told it's Melana's cousin, that will explain to them the resemblance the "fat" girl bears to Melana....and do we really think these are guys who take good, hard looks at "unattractive" girls in the first place? I suspect they'll get a general impression of a "fat" girl and write her off....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy
    Well, if they've been told it's Melana's cousin, that will explain to them the resemblance the "fat" girl bears to Melana....and do we really think these are guys who take good, hard looks at "unattractive" girls in the first place? I suspect they'll get a general impression of a "fat" girl and write her off....
    I couldn't agree more. The second that their brain registered 'fat', they stopped seeing her, like Adam kept complaining that he felt invisible once the AboveAverage Joes came into the pool.

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    Yeah, the reason they wouldn't 'see' her is the same reason this show would have even less chance of working if the genders were reversed. Average Joes have a better chance in the world than the Average Janes.
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    What's the cousin there for? Is she going to ask them questions? Is she going to ask them out for a date and try to kiss them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stargazer401
    Yeah, the reason they wouldn't 'see' her is the same reason this show would have even less chance of working if the genders were reversed. Average Joes have a better chance in the world than the Average Janes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maveno
    Seriously... BEFORE we saw the "big cousin" ripping her face off, I KNEW that she wasn't truly that big. I'm sitting in my lazygirl even, watching a t.v... if these guys don't catch a clue, and fall for this.....I'm going to frickin' laugh my ass off.
    lazygirl? You so funny Maveno!
    I agree with you and others, it was so obvious that it is someone in a fat suit. In another thread, Krom called her "Fat-lena". I think that is how we should refer to "Melana's Cousin" from now on!
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    I think they did a double exposure side by side thing so we would absolutley get...heck they had no confidence they said so on their web site too...that Mel and the cousin are the same person....I have to agree with Star....these guys are on the whole just dumb enough to fall for it....though she said she said she was attracted to a couple of guys intellect they are long gone....I don't think she really likes bright guys.....

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