"I'm an active member of the Hilary Duff fan club."
ANNA calls Bill, "fellow redhead."
What is the perfect first date?
A supermodel embarrassed by her nymphomania comes to my apartment looking for a concubine. She produces paperwork showing that she is disease free and we stay in for the night. She then leaves immediately when I begin to bore of her without being offended but actually being thankful. I read for about an hour and fall asleep.
What is something about you that people might be surprised to find out?
Underneath these looks, I am actually an intelligent person with something to say. And no, I am not related to Rosa Parks so stop asking.
What is your most unique quality?
I can stand out in a crowd or I can become like a chameleon, seamlessly blending into the local culture, dialect, and appearance of any place in this world. If you're my friend then we're cool, but if you cross me I'm like a ninja (except with tae kwon do) who disappears and then comes at you like your worst nightmare inside your worst nightmare.
How would your best friend describe you?
Direct quote when asked: "Annoying, needy, untrustworthy, gullible, perverted, and needs a shower."