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  1. 06-02-2005, 09:41 PM #1
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    Bill



    "I'm an active member of the Hilary Duff fan club."

    ANNA calls Bill, "fellow redhead."

    What is the perfect first date?
    A supermodel embarrassed by her nymphomania comes to my apartment looking for a concubine. She produces paperwork showing that she is disease free and we stay in for the night. She then leaves immediately when I begin to bore of her without being offended but actually being thankful. I read for about an hour and fall asleep.

    What is something about you that people might be surprised to find out?
    Underneath these looks, I am actually an intelligent person with something to say. And no, I am not related to Rosa Parks so stop asking.

    What is your most unique quality?
    I can stand out in a crowd or I can become like a chameleon, seamlessly blending into the local culture, dialect, and appearance of any place in this world. If you're my friend then we're cool, but if you cross me I'm like a ninja (except with tae kwon do) who disappears and then comes at you like your worst nightmare inside your worst nightmare.

    How would your best friend describe you?
    Direct quote when asked: "Annoying, needy, untrustworthy, gullible, perverted, and needs a shower."
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  2. 06-02-2005, 11:34 PM #2
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    Another non-bather on reality TV......Ian has company......Perhaps Anna has allergies....
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  3. 06-02-2005, 11:36 PM #3
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    He sounds funny. Now he just needs to stop combing his hair forward.
    It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. -- David St. Hubbins
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  4. 06-03-2005, 04:10 PM #4
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    He makes me think of Carrot Top.
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  5. 06-03-2005, 04:17 PM #5
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    Actually, he looks fine to me but I've always had a weakness for redheads except for that odd little beard-thing he has. Is he supposed to be a geek?
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
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  6. 06-03-2005, 08:55 PM #6
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    what's with the bad iron-on t-shirt?
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  7. 06-03-2005, 11:29 PM #7
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    Not liking this one at all.
    He who laughs last thinks slowest

    Maybe we should chug on over to namby pamby land where we can find some self confidence for you, you jackwagon!
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  8. 06-04-2005, 09:29 AM #8
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    Jon Peter Lewis plus Jon Stevens combined!

    Not liking it though...
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  9. 06-04-2005, 08:20 PM #9
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    AJ, don't worry I have the same weakness for the redheads. I like the snark of his personality in his mini-bio here, but something in me thinks that it has the potential to get old real quickly. He should be a really good one post makeover with a better haircut and shave (even though I think he'll look really young). I can even forgive him for the Hillary Duff thing cause she's not nearly as annoying as Ashlee Simpson that his fellow Joe cares for.
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  10. 06-04-2005, 08:23 PM #10
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    Stinky and loves a Duff...yeah he qualifies for Loser status.
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