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    I find this guy really hot for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluff

    How would you describe your ideal woman?
    Short. Brunette. Uses profanity. Drinks beer. Doesn't smoke. Likes rock & punk. Sarcastic. Intelligent (but not smarter than me). Independent (needs to have a job and NOT live with her parents). Can enjoy a night of bumming around every once in a while, and doesn't need to be "wined & dined" constantly. Not catty/judgemental. Isn't attention-starved. Thinks I totally rule.

    Gee that's me! Except I'm way catty and attention starved
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    I think he is making the toenail thing up. No one can be that lazy...can they???

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    My former husband got his big toenails removed, but only because they were always ingrown. Not because he was "too lazy".

    This guy looks like he has a glass eye.

    Lips too thin. Wants a girl who doesn't smoke but does curse? Weirdo.

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    OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT HIS LIPS ARE SO THIN. Put him in the below average category for that.
    Cute kid!

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    hahaha...

    Hey, all - it's me. The short, thin-lipped, glass-eyed, possibly wealthy, somewhat cute, toenail-less freak from Average Joe....

    ...I just found this message board, so I figured I'd pop in and say hello!

    And to answer some of your questions - yes, I am that lazy (but my mother works at a hospital and knows the surgeon, so I got it done for almost nothing)...

    And yes - the questions were extremely stupid and inane. I'm not that full of myself, I just didn't give a rat's ass, so I had some fun with some of my answers!....
    Last edited by ShootingBlanks; 06-06-2005 at 03:56 PM.

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    I liked the answers to his questions except for the toe nail part which was yucky. I think he was being facetious with a lot of his answers. Not bad looking at all. If he doesnt screw up he should last a good while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShootingBlanks
    Hey, all - it's me. The short, thin-lipped, glass-eyed, possibly wealthy, somewhat cute, toenail-less freak from Average Joe....

    ...I just found this message board, so I figured I'd pop in and say hello!
    Well, welcome, Matt, if that's really you (<-- obligatory caveat in Internet world).

    We're happy to have you here; just hope you have a thick skin, as people who are on our TVs are free game for us to snark at.
    But hey, any guy who'll have his toenails surgically removed probably isn't that concerned with public approval.
    It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. -- David St. Hubbins

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    It's the *possibly wealthy* comment that got me...do we have a Average Joe Millionaire here?
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    Yep - it's me, alright. I don't think there's a lot of people looking to impersonate guys with podiatric deformities...

    I have extremely thick skin - so, no worries. I can take it, and I'll dish it back too!!!....

    ...I'm actually very sarcastic, so don't take too much of what I say to heart.

    Hope you guys don't hate me too much!!!.....oh wait, nevermind - I don't really care.


    Quote Originally Posted by AJane
    It's the *possibly wealthy* comment that got me...do we have a Average Joe Millionaire here?
    Ha! - I was just goofing around. Someone ("charity") a few posts up commented that I may be "wealthy" cuz I work in computers. I also don't have a glass eye (figured I should clear that up right away too!)....
    Last edited by ShootingBlanks; 06-06-2005 at 04:46 PM.

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