I swear, you recaps are always more entertaining than the actual show lol. And in regards to this comment:

I don’t know who takes a nap with their eyes open but whatever, Mike.
Both my mom and my brother have the scary ability to fall asleep with their eyes open. My mom scared the crap out of me once when she fell asleep in the bathtub this way. And my brother was asleep on the floor with his eyes open and his room mates came, and thought he was dead. So they were like, 2 inches from giving him mouth to mouth befor he woke up.