The two plus-sized models sit commiserating together, while the PA’s for the show look on, nervous they’ll break the expensive rented patio furniture. Just kidding!
Bless your little heart, you don’t watch much reality television, do you, Cassandra? The Devil Wears Curlers
Speak of the devil, Tyra comes padding into the room in ratty house slippers, pajamas, and a head-full of jumbo curlers, looking cranky as hell. Now that’s
looking like at 6:30 am.
I mean, she really nails it, but I guess after 8 seasons—er, cycles!—of ANTM, she’s had plenty of time to prepare for this, her Emmy moment.
Press pause on your remote just after this and watch out for the look on the red-headed stylist’s face that says “I would rather stuff live Moray eels slowly into my ears than have to hear any more of this girl complaining.”
. . . the look in her eyes says: Waaah waaah waaah, why is Jaslene given the hot hair cut? I know I could rock that better if they gave it to meee…It isn’t fair! Waaah!
Whitney says that Brittany cries so much, she just wants to “smack her and say ‘Girl I will give you something to cry about.” Whoa, Whitney just channeled my Grandma right there! Make Up In The Garden of Good and Evil
Speaking of racks, hers is bustin’ out of the dress she eventually dons!
Still, whoa, Natasha looks like she got a makeover from China Blue, high class prosti from Crimes of Passion
But you do care, Renee, otherwise you wouldn’t be bitching so much about it. All. The dayum. TIME! Sweet and Sour
Diana and Renee are smoking like chimneys and emitting foulness—and I’m not just talking secondhand smoke.
Really? I thought that was what Photoshop was for!
Jay thinks it’s looking rather “burlesque.” Maybe it’s the Dita Von Teese cup she’s posing in? Nice Girls Finish Tenth
That’s rich coming from the guy in the room with more ruffles going on than Elizabeth the First.
Wait, don’t tell me now Brittany is a Secret Black Person too!
Even my satellite hates her, so the audio drops out for part of her eval, but I’m able to catch that they want Renee to mess up her hair and make it edgier.
Renee nods like a good girl, but her inner child must be clawing at the walls.