ANTM7 Ep. 11 Recap: Skinnies Dipping in the Pool

this is way more of a critique than a actual recap but its a great work!!
i laughed at some parts

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Melrose nods ass-kissingly, then dominates the conversation with how she studied fashion design so she could make clothes for herself because when she was young nothing fit her because she was too tall and skinny. Waaah! Waaah! I hate it when bitches complain about being tall and skinny—come bra shopping with me sometime, Esqueleto, if you want to see real trouble.

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That makes two of us SFG. Maybe they should also try buying pants when you have both a normal booty and normal waist, ie. looking like a regular women. It's a lot harder than it sounds.

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“Try shooting Sports Illustrated…laying in the snow!” Tyra barks, adding, “I didn’t do it, but the other models did.”

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And here I thought Tyra had done everything in the modelling world... :ohno

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Tyra is stuffed to bursting in an industrial strength corset and appears to have a cameltoe in her armpit

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I missed this! Great recap SFG!
*moves into screencap thread to check out said cameltoe...*

You actually made me spit out my water at the corset and cameltoe comments!

Wait, I don't get something. Last week Melrose and Caridee were buddies, toasting to being "young, hot, and blonde" over the dinner that Melrose won. Melrose was embracing Caridee when she made it another week.

Did I miss something? What happened to make these two hate each other?

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Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl;2163881;

The pairs will be CariDee and Amanda, then lucky Eugena and Melrose. “I knew it, I knew I was going to be with Melrose,” says Eugena, like the girl who draws the crappiest Secret Santa. The kind that gives someone a used jump rope or regifts a dirty purse (you know who you are).

Melrose is eerily serene, and floats on the surface like a water lily, not showing discomfort despite it being cold as a witch’s you-know-what—proving she’s not human. BURN THE WITCH! [SFG hoists burning torch]

Hey, since they’re so darn good with the computer, couldn’t they have just digitally put these girls into pool of water?

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:lol Great recap!:yay:yay

Way to go, Snowy! Wonderful recap. :up

Wonderful, awesome, fabulous recap Snowy. :yay Thank you for your hard work. :cheek

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Yes, this week Tyra dunks the girls in a freezing cold pool of water for a photo shoot that sounds suspicious like some Salem Witch Trial test (Melrose does well, not surprisingly).

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:lol

You rock, Snowy! :up :yay

Dang and stuff. I had to clean the Diet Coke off my monitor and my nose hurts where it came out. I laughed myself to almost convulsions, not unlike Caridee's. Thanks!!!

As Always... Great Recap!