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Thread: ANTM6 Ep. 8 Recap: Beyond the Valley of America’s Next Top Dolls

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    Thanks for the recap, Snowflake. Funny and wonderfully written, as always. Loved the pic of Jay as a Barbie.
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    Hooray for Snowy, the undisputed Queen of Wit...I am simply happy to have honorable mention.

    There were so many great lines, but this one won the prize: Joanie will be a ventriloquist’s doll (they used to say “dummy” back in the days before ventriloquist’s dolls fought for political correctness) HEHEHE

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl View Post
    “Can I fluff you down?” Whoa, hold up people, what the heck? “My mom does energy work; she pulls energy through the universe through her hands.” Oh so this is some kind of New Age hippy business—Thank GOD! Where I come from (Southern California, Porn Capitol of the Universe), “fluffing” means something entirely different. So saying “You’re mother’s a fluffer!” is likely to get you a punch in the mouth ‘round here.

    But just how does this kind of “fluffing” work? Jade lies down in prone position while her mother lays hands on her and then waves them around in the air above her as soft New Agey world music plays. Hmm, if you ask me, this looks a whole lot like an exorcism mixed with a spa treatment.

    The next morning, Joanie is on the phone telling her mom about how she didn’t leave Dr. Falcon’s until 5:30 in the morning and she now has “Hillbilly teeth.” Poor Joanie. Poor Hillbillies, for that matter!
    Great recap!
    "In spite of all the temptation you have endured, all the suffering, you remain pure of heart, just as pure as you were at the age of eleven, when you stared into a mirror that reflected your heart's desire, and it showed you only the way to thwart Lord Voldemort, and not immortality or riches."

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    Wonderful recap... thanks!

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    Love the Ken doll/c-ring...it does look like Jay! I would have loved to see Kari, who they said looked like a Bratz doll. as a Bratz doll in this shoot!

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    If Kari wasn't eliminated she would of done fabulous on this photoshoot!!!

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    i love love love brooke but i wish i was there to like slap her real fast and tell her to wake up and put in 8230789732423%!

    sara should have gone home.
    ...ugh..
    Leftover lady, let alone the strongest to be subdued, if I only had the magic key that would unlock the realms to the plateau of the highest me, even though I’ve been badly bruised, living in a house to become a popular muse.

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    The recaps here are always so much better than the actual episode.
    Another winning recap Snow!

    I hate the dentist so much I have to be sedated for just a filling so I had to mute the sound when Joanie was there.

    Nice to see Danielle being such a good friend. Gap or no gap, I'd want to hire her based just on the fact she's caring and considerate.

    Looking forward to next week Snow.

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    Thank gawd for your recaps, I missed this week. The written description of the dental undoing of Joanie was enough for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roses4me View Post
    I hate the dentist so much I have to be sedated for just a filling so I had to mute the sound when Joanie was there.
    Nice to see Danielle being such a good friend. Gap or no gap, I'd want to hire her based just on the fact she's caring and considerate.
    According to Brooke on UPNs Talk Model internet show, ALL the gals stayed at the dentists with her till 2am.
    Sara also sat and held her hand during the process.
    But as usual, the gal they are selling to viewers, Danielle was the only one who made the edit cut.
    Last edited by Krosata; 04-21-2006 at 07:42 PM.

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