Vanity thy name is Tyra. Is Tyra so jealous of her ANTM offspring that she feels the need to outshine them by appearing on the winner's cover of ElleGirl magazine? That is a magazine that suprisingly I am not familiar with. However I would be more impressed if the winner (sans Tyra) appeared on the cover of SnowflakeGirl magazine. That would show that the winner was a STAR, because any product bearing the Snowflake marquee is nothing but the best.
"We all shine on, like the moon and the sun and the stars". Well, SnowflakeGirl anyway - Bre, Nic, Nicole and me, not so much. This recap was a bittersweet read for me, knowing that it was the last SNG recap for a while. Fortunately I was laughing so hard that it took me a long time to read.
(By the way, how did they manage to get Nicole to recite Shakespeare?) I'd like to give you more feedback as to what made laugh, so that you can keep it in mind for the next time, but there was something in every paragraph, so as I looked for something to quote I kept seeing more things that I could not leave out. I guess I would be totally useless to include in a focus group.
Sadly, for those of us who will miss the recaps if not show we have come to the end. I feel that you and all your SFG fans should sing Auld Lang Syne together. I would start, but whenever I start to sing all the dogs in the neighbourhood start howling. So you sing, and I'll just lip sync.
Thanks for another great season of ANTM recaps.