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Thread: ANTM5 Ep. 11 Recap: The Homeschool Hoochie Who Hit the Road

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    Flawless Beauty My ANTM kema's Avatar
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    That was so funny

    I love your recaps SFG you are my new best friend the bit about Simon Doonan and the girls being totally clueless was hilarious I didn't understand that myself how could they not know at least mod is I mean hello is Twiggy not a judge. What Bre was thinking about tha skirt being preppy I will never know. Nicole she was just clueless and Jayla looked like an 80's punk wannabe.

    You are always right on target great job as always

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl View Post
    Denise xx, I thought when the makeup artist said Jayla also gave Bre a Tylenol PM, he was joking, which is why I didn't include it. But if that's the case, Jayla is more evil than I thought!
    oh, you're right! silly me, hehe. i guess because she was so sedated.. my bad, my dad.

    [oops, i meant to say bad not dad! lmfao]

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    I hope SFG gets Canada's Next Top Model so she can do the recaps for that too.

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    Illustrated Snowcaps, how kewl is that!

    Can't wait for cycle six, this cycles got two flat tires....
    You don’t need to repeat this, there is no ceremony any more, everybody is gone and you say this out loud to yourself. I was alone at the time and the time now is always. Always was a word that you used in promises, it is valueless.
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    "This week minute, she’s distraught over her knight in shining armor, Kim, being banished forever by order of the Wicked Stepmodel, Tyrella D’Evil. I shouldn’t be so hard on the girl, as being without a champion in the Land of Skinny Competitive Bitches is a hell I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemies. Still, the question remains: who will save Nicole from the wrath of the Red Bull burglar, a.k.a. Breyatch La Fea" LOLOLOLOLOL

    "“I’m failing miserably at modeling,” Bre exclaims once outside, which makes us all wonder why the hell she is still around."
    ... no kidding girl!!!!!

    "Robert, the “punk” designer, does not like Bre’s so-called “signature” walk, and even goes so far as to imitate her, throwing his arms out and saying, “We’re not going to be doing any of this thing…We’ve been seeing that all over the bloody place."
    ......LOL i guess i'm not the only one who isn't that amused by that signature walk

    "the two girls talk through problems and even start to bond, like Lisa and Cousin It, eventually apologizing to each other "
    ..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stop stop stop stoooooooooop!!!!! LOL

    "When Tyra calls Bre’s name, she walks up in such shock that her face looks like she’s possessed. Yes, Bre is the ANTM equivalent of Jason Noorvies; she just won’t die"
    .... no really, even Bre wonders at this point WHY the hell is she still here??

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    Fabulous job Snowy!! Loved the snowcaps! And the return of Stanley Doonan...Oh...and more of yummy Nigil please! Can't believe we are at the last week already. Who else thinks Bre is Tyra's next try at a Tiffany type girl who does good? Except without the weave and the giving up part...Man I hope she doesn't win.
    Out. for. a. walk... Bitch.

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    Yea!! SFG...Great JOB

    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl View Post
    Pop quiz, hotshot, you have a go-see with Alexander McQueen, and the bus you’re on has a bomb on it…What do you do? What do you do?

    Bre runs into Robert Cary-Williams looking like a hooker from 1985.

    Bre lumbers in last looking like a cranky wookie.
    "We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." ~Anais Nin

    "Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." ~H. Jackson Brown Jr

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    I hope Bre gets eliminated next. She has such an ugly attitude and personality, if that's what you want to call it. Wish the judges could watch the models in their apartment and see how they act. Guess karma kicked in when Jayla had an awful photo and got eliminated after she pulled the Benadryl/Tylenol PM stunt. She was given the worst looking Cleopatra wig. Seen better at a halloween costume store.

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    PLEASE OPEN YOUR MINDS petite_indigo's Avatar
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    wow its like u read my mind, i've been waiting for weeks for jayla to go, why did they keep her so long? i feel like her pic this week wasn't that great, but she wasn't center like everyone else, and she was behind people there was no way anyone was going to pick her out of a crowd. and is it just me or is Mr.j giving up more tape than usually this time around. i never remember him calling tyra so much. dag jay, nobody likes a tattle !!

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