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    Quote Originally Posted by MarryMeYoanna
    Wonderful to have you back, I laughed so hard I peed myself...
    Just like Lisa
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    I hope MarryMeYoanna had some diapers on when that happened. See, that's why I always wear my Depends undergarments whenever I read the FORT, just in case--oh God, I'm oversharing again, aren't I?
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    Hey, SnowflakeGirl...

    Welcome back! Since you went on your recent vacation, I have missed your recaps of ANTM, always way more entertaining than the show's eps, themselves - even the best of 'em, as watched by us regular observers, in "real time". Now, I see that you are back and, once again, in fine form ...

    Thanks again for breakin' down the madness that has become ANTM, in prose in which I can relate and understand ... To me, this cycle of ANTM has become, very much, like, for example, a send-up of a "Girls Gone Wild" video, in some significant ways, as Ty-Ty and 'em seek to "push the envelope" even further - perhaps, due to the "ratings/famewhore" factor that seems to be present?
    I dunno...

    Again, your recaps are like a breath of fresh air, to me ... Keep on doin' your thing, girl. It's a valuable public service ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by catwoman1955
    Hey, SnowflakeGirl...

    Welcome back! Since you went on your recent vacation, I have missed your recaps of ANTM, always way more entertaining than the show's eps, themselves - even the best of 'em, as watched by us regular observers, in "real time". Now, I see that you are back and, once again, in fine form ...

    Thanks again for breakin' down the madness that has become ANTM, in prose in which I can relate and understand ... To me, this cycle of ANTM has become, very much, like, for example, a send-up of a "Girls Gone Wild" video, in some significant ways, as Ty-Ty and 'em seek to "push the envelope" even further - perhaps, due to the "ratings/famewhore" factor that seems to be present?
    I dunno...

    Again, your recaps are like a breath of fresh air, to me ... Keep on doin' your thing, girl. It's a valuable public service ...

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    one hundred percent agreed with all of what you're saying.
    Stop the world! I want to get off!

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    Great Recap - Welcome back.

    Your replacements did a good job holding down the FORT, but I can't help but wonder how SFG would have handled Cousin It, Psycho- Jayla and Moron-Alcoholic B****.

    P.S. (and Off Topic):
    I guess "Peed Herself" is a regional thing. Where I'm from (Atlanta) we use a preposition - "Peed on Herself". I've heard the "non-preposition" used on TV before. OK, that's my geography and multi-culturalism lesson for now.
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    Snowy nailed it. You know you might have possibly reached the limits of depravity when even the wild boys are begging you not to go that far!! Or a new nadir, as she so poetically put it. I really like Lisa too, but sister, urine trouble girlfriend!!! Get it? Yer in trouble, aw forget it..
    You don’t need to repeat this, there is no ceremony any more, everybody is gone and you say this out loud to yourself. I was alone at the time and the time now is always. Always was a word that you used in promises, it is valueless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Erotic foot massage, hyperactive midgets, itinerant male genitalia, blow up dolls, recreational use of adult diapers, a cameo from a well-known Diva, and an apparent case of multiple personality disorder—but you don’t want to hear me ramble on about my vacation

    Welcome back SFG!!

    There is one especially disturbing shot of Lisa screaming, the motion making a blurry distortion that makes me wonder to whom she’ll be showing Samara’s videotape next.

    They are greeted by “CoverGirl Makeup Pro” (what kind of lame title is that), BJ Gillian (sounds like name of a gay porn star). BJ, who looks like he has the same plastic surgeon as Siegfried & Roy

    Jay Manuel, donning a t-shirt emblazoned with the slogan “Erotic City Come Alive,” [SFG does the Cabbage Patch and sings, “If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time…”],

    Some jokes are just not funny, like a doctor coming out of the hospital room to say, “I’m sorry but I’m afraid your grandmother’s no longer with us…[long pause, family bursts out in sobs]…BECAUSE WE HAVE SENT HER ON A FREE VACATION TO DISNEYLAND!!!”


    Kudos for another great recap and making me want to break out with my "best of the 80s CD"!
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    Damn, that’s cruel, even for Tyra. Some jokes are just not funny, like a doctor coming out of the hospital room to say, “I’m sorry but I’m afraid your grandmother’s no longer with us…[long pause, family bursts out in sobs]…BECAUSE WE HAVE SENT HER ON A FREE VACATION TO DISNEYLAND!!!”
    Absolutley hilarious...Gosh, we missed you! Don't leave me! (And I don't mean don't leave us, I mean don't leave me.)



    And tonight she's going to scream your name from the highest rooftop
    Because for the first time in her life, she's not afraid to fall in love

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    Boyzenberries, hee hee.

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    Great recap................
    Lisa is mental,besides being a lush...first talking to a bush
    cousin it her only friend,,,,the diaper thing was way over the
    top...........well if she dosen't become ANTM she could model
    depends diapers............

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