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Thread: ANTM5 Ep. 8 Recap: The Jackass Who Peed Herself

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    [QUOTE=SnowflakeGirl]
    Some jokes are just not funny, like a doctor coming out of the hospital room to say, “I’m sorry but I’m afraid your grandmother’s no longer with us…[long pause, family bursts out in sobs]…BECAUSE WE HAVE SENT HER ON A FREE VACATION TO DISNEYLAND!!!”


    That was brilliant!

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    i love the grandma joke in the end <3
    "this love is unbreakable..."

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    on grandma and her free vacation. Welcome back, SFG! Don't ever leave us again!
    Stop the world! I want to get off!

    Young and thriving, I feel infinite. Need I say more?

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    Welcome back, SFG! I trust your romantic vacay was wonderfully refreshing as you have returned in top form to give us a state-of-the-art, eminently quotable recap. Yay!

    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Will watching would-be models urinate on themselves bring in more advertising revenue? The plot sickens!

    Crazy For Being So Lonely

    (BTW, when the SFG™ writes recaps, she gets her energy from Red Bull™ spiked with E-Mer-Gen-C™, Krispy Kreme™ donuts dipped in Ghirardelli™ chocolate, and huffing Sharpie™ pens.)

    Poor Lisa, it seems the only way she has friends is if she makes them up in her own imagination [somewhere outside in the back yard, Cousin It nods sadly].

    Let’s Hug It Out, Bitch

    In the meantime, BJ has been going around hawking CoverGirl™ products like a carny barking it up on the midway. (Way to paint a picture!)

    Funky Cold Medina [MS does the Cabbage Patch and raps: "I asked this guy, why you so fly? He said Funky Cold Medina"]

    Lisa leaves last, typically alone, save for her sole chaperone, Mr. Alfred Edward Cohol. That’s Al Cohol, to you.

    “They only cost $15,” Tyra says with a dismissive wave. See you at the swap meet, girl, okay?
    Wonderful, wonderful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by butthead
    shouldn't it be Eva Pigford? Why is is Eva Porkford?
    It's "Eva Porkford" because SFG's a flippin' verbal genius.

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    I missed you SFG!
    But hey was that pop culture reference from The Crow? "Mother is the word for God on the lips and hearts of all children"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotherSister
    It's "Eva Porkford" because SFG's a flippin' verbal genius.
    well, she IS Porkford

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    Woohoo! The return of the SnowflakeGirl. Great recap, Snowy - far too much to quote! Can't wait for the next Snowcap!
    If you type "google" into google you can break the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    *Psycho ex behavior including, but not restricted to: drunk dialing you at 3am, knocking on your door wearing nothing but a raincoat over your old underwear—I was just in the neighborhood, I swear!—using the copy of your restraining order to light a cozy fire in your backyard. Email me at snowflakegirl@fansofrealitytv. com, because I know we’re meant to be together, even if you won’t admit it! [eye twitch]
    Wonderful, Snowie. Nothing gets me giggling like your recaps.

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    Wonderful to have you back, I laughed so hard I peed myself...
    You don’t need to repeat this, there is no ceremony any more, everybody is gone and you say this out loud to yourself. I was alone at the time and the time now is always. Always was a word that you used in promises, it is valueless.
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