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Thread: ANTM5 Ep. 5 Recap: The Cheese That Beat the Big Girl

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    LOVE Kids in the Hall! That reference was priceless! Have fun on your trip! We'll miss your wondrous recaps of...wonder? I didn't know how to finish that.
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    Woo Hoo...another great recap!

    A laugh a sentence!!!

    *Have a great vacation! Two weeks of indulging in all the German porn as you like
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    First of all congratulations to you and your husband. I wish you many, many years of happiness together.

    Thatís right, boys, itís what all women do when weíre alone. Weíre not sitting in sweat pants, eating straight out of the ice cream carton, and talking about the stupid things you do at all
    I don't know if I am just being perverse (I always seem to go against the flow), or if I have just become too blase about ANTM wannabes or if it just the way that you write, but to me you make that sound way more erotic than anything they showed or suggested.

    TyraMail says ďsometimes you have to fake it till you make it.Ē
    Lucky for the TyraMail author that Martha Stewart hasn't gotten hold of him/her.

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    I hated myself for laughing at that, but I couldn't help myself. Your recap has left me even more mystified at to why Diane was sent home and Kim is still in the contest. What's that: lesbian fantasies make for better ratings. When has a incorruptable, scrupulous competition like ANTM concerned itself with rating?

    Another brilliant, witty recap!!!

    I don't know how I am going to get through the next 2 weeks of ANTM without you, but once again have a great vacation and best wishes to you and your husband.

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    Congratulations on five years and your vow renewal. I hope you have a great vacation.

    Your recap is better than the actual show.

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    recap IS better than the actual show

    amen, fellow FORT visitors. The twists and turns of this show are bizarre to watch but the FORT site recappers are consistent and always make sense.

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    Yeah ! Great Recap =]

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    flawless recap ,as ususal , snowy!!!

    enjoy your vacation
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    "Photographer Jay decides to give todayís prize to No-Neck Kyle, who picks Kim and Coryn to join her in hot lesbian three-way action (we all hope). In actuality, they end up with a lovely spa day, which is still a great way to get them out of their clothes and rubbed with oils by strangers. Legally. Coryn says it was nice for the three of them to have quality time together, since they are the three left who get along the best: Yup, thatís the woman who looks like a man, the woman with the manís name, and the actual out-and-out lesbian. Anyone here surprised by that? Didnít think so. The good times keep rolling with some nice, relaxing Lisa-bashing, such as talking about how old she looks, and debating whether itís the sun or the alcohol thatís drying her out. That part might have been even more satisfying than the massages."
    lol,,,(:

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    Dang, now I have re-watch the episode to catch all the dirty parts.

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    I am mesmerized by the dancing banana, and I want it!!!


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    Congratulations to you and Mr. SnowflakeGirl.

    Hoping you have an exciting and fun-filled honeymoon.
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    Last edited by aga; 10-16-2005 at 07:16 PM.
    "We all know that we're going to get beat tonight." - Melrose (ANTM Cycle 7) when Monique gets eliminated from the CoverGirl / Queen Latifah challenge.

    "Hi pretty lady...and Tyra." - Heather (ANTM Cycle 9)

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    I wondered if Dean and Deluca were related to Max Factor.

    What is Kids in the Hall?
    "We all know that we're going to get beat tonight." - Melrose (ANTM Cycle 7) when Monique gets eliminated from the CoverGirl / Queen Latifah challenge.

    "Hi pretty lady...and Tyra." - Heather (ANTM Cycle 9)

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