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Thread: ANTM Ep. 3 Recap: The Skeezers Who Scoped Out the Competition

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    Hi, Actually Kim have take Kyle's "Pants" after the shopping task.

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    Meanwhile in Makeoverville, Lisa loves her new haircut, and Jay decides that instead of going darker as planned, he wants to turn her into a “believable blonde.” Those two words coming out of Jay Manuel’s mouth make me have to stop my tape and guffaw for a good 16-17 minutes straight.
    OMG that made me laugh so bad !!!

    also when tyra asked cassandra "why are you crying?" and she said in a childish tone "I love my hair "....somebody should slap her and lisa that b** Itch

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    SnowflakeGirl
    You too must be a robot because it is not humanly possible to come up with these reviews - both thorough and outrageously funny - in a couple of days.
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    SnowflakeGirl (to Cassandra): "You're a robot!"
    Cassandra: "No, you're the robot!"
    SnowflakeGirl: "You are!"
    Cassandra: "No, you are!"

    SnowflakeGirl pimp slaps the pageant queen and Cassandra's head makes a 360 degree turn and wires are exposed along with sizzling sounds.

    Cassandre uppercuts SnowflakeGirl and her eye pops out and she keeps repeating "You're a robot!" as her human voice begins to sound computerized becomes slower and slower.
    "We all know that we're going to get beat tonight." - Melrose (ANTM Cycle 7) when Monique gets eliminated from the CoverGirl / Queen Latifah challenge.

    "Hi pretty lady...and Tyra." - Heather (ANTM Cycle 9)

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    These recaps are wonderful. I really agree with what you said first - that this episode was more like a model competition and less a chance to get the girls out of their clothes. The first couple of episodes of Britain's Next Top Model seem to be soft porn. I do think Tyra has a sadistic streak, and shows like the makeover ones are deliberate ways of slapping a few girls down. Like, if you were Cassandra, you wouldn't tell the crew that you had a lovely natural look and didn't need anything done! It's like talking about your hunches on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire before doing 50/50. She should have said, 'I really hope they cut off all my hair and bleach it a tacky colour, that would be *wild*'

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    Quote Originally Posted by aga
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    You too must be a robot because it is not humanly possible to come up with these reviews - both thorough and outrageously funny - in a couple of days.
    The human has discovered my secret!!! [sparks fly out of SFG's eyes, a wailing alarm sounds] Abort sequence. Abort! Abort! [head explodes]
    Sending good vibes and warm fuzzies your way..., SnowflakeGirl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glitternerfball
    Great recap (love Sparkle motion, he he he he).
    *high fives the other Glitter* Great recap! ANTM season - my favorite season of the year! (More Snow recaps!)

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    You have managed to keep it fresh and funny yet again. Thanks, Snowy!!!

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    Another wonderful Snowcap!!! I have to admit I've never seen this written: bow chikka bow bow... Great, now I can't get it outta my head.


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    I had tears in my eyes after i've read the Danny Bonaduce remarc!!!
    Great recap.
    Girls could wear jeans, cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots, cause it's ok to be a boy, but for a boy to look like a girl is degrading, because YOU think that being a girl is degrading, but secretly you'd love to know what it's like, wouldn't you, what it feels like for a girl.

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