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Thread: ANTM Ep. 3 Recap: The Skeezers Who Scoped Out the Competition

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    Fantastic snowcap! Loved the nicknames and all the references (where else are you going to find nods to Ralph Macchio, Gene Hackman, Danny Bonaduce and German porn? Wait...um, never mind.)
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    ...nuff said SFG


    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl

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    Diane (“BooBoo’s Beatdown”)

    Jayla (“Jehoho’s Witness”)

    Ebony, who keeps standing around with her braids in her face, like a plaited version of Samara from The Ring, and Kim, who thinks she should have won because she has “the best personal style out of all of these girls”—and I’d agree, if your fashion exemplar is Karate Kid-era Ralph Macchio.

    Lisa barks to Kim who is, heh heh, lounging in bed with Sarah (bow chikka bow bow)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron85
    Oh Wow I am glad Ebony is gone. She has Everyone saying the word skeeza all wrong. There is not R in Skeezer She made it un cool.
    I think the word "Skeezer" has graduated to the word "Skank"

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    Every week I sit through the Tyra Banks Admiration Society because I know that when I get through the show there will be only 2 more sleeps until the next SnowflakeGirl recap. Each week you manage to amaze me with how many different elements you manage to bring to your recap without any of the references sounding forced. Actually you make it seem as if they were all in the original show or should have been.

    As usual it's so difficult to pick I highlight,but I love the nicknames you gave to the modelettes - I'm still laughing at Jehoho's Witness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Diane is told she’s too “reserved” and does not look “comfortable with her body.” I’m still wondering why they always do things like give the big girl the homeliest persona (“dressy casual”) and then have the nerve to wonder why their personalities disappear.

    Diane is told she has a beautiful face and beautiful body, it’s just not getting captured in the photo (stop dressing her like a dining table then!).

    I totally agree snowflake girl maybe on Nicole that was the right dress and I don't think it was that great on Diane it looked like a curtain.

    They need to put her in something more form fitting.

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    Another great recap, SFG! I almost fell off my chair crackin' up!

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    Next on "All My Womyn"

    KatieKat turns to SnowflakeGirl, and kisses her hard on the lips, saying... "Funniest damn recap ever....."....

    LOVED IT yet again. You're a damn genius. (Just kidding about the above, BTW....I think.. )

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Then, as if LL Cool J were narrating a Discovery™ Channel program, Ebony (“Twisted Sistah”) explains the habits of the wily North American Would-Be Top Model, “You can’t underestimate for one second, one of these skeezers here.

    The girls know, you know, I know, your grandma knows. Yup, you guessed it. For the next challenge, the girls will have to “perform” in a special scene with hirsute porn legend Ron Jeremy. That’s right, skeezers, shut the hell up and do whatever Tyra says you must in order to won this competition!!!

    Okay, actually the girls suspect it is makeover time, and the first sure sign that at least one person is going to get the drastic Tyra Treatment is when Cassandra (“Sociopathic, Bum-Killing, Robotic Beauty Queen from the Land of Awesome Chicken Fried Steak“) states firmly that she’s absolutely perfect and therefore does not need much making over. “I am so confident in the way I look, and I think I present myself very well,” sayeth the girl in the shirt emblazoned loudly with her own name, “I have a great natural beauty and I don’t think you really have to change much to enhance that.”
    Wow, you are AMAZING, Snowy. I basically just quit quoting because I quickly realized I was going to be quoting EVERYTHING YOU WROTE. I bow to you, Queen Snowy.
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