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Thread: ANTM Ep. 3 Recap: The Skeezers Who Scoped Out the Competition

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    Let's be fair, Ron, no one in that part of the world says the "R" at the end of anything (I say this because I have family in Brooklyn).
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    Gotcha
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    fantastic show, great recap Snow!
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    Kim, playing hard to get, picks Kyle, while Sarah weeps uncontrollably in the back and considers throwing herself under a train…is what might have happened if this was a soap opera I wrote called “All My Womyn“.
    Could not.stop.laughing.

    It's so true..Kim is a little lesbo pimp. I love Kim though. Hilarious re-cap.

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    LOVED the Donnie Darko reference there haha. I do doubt Cassandra's commitment to Sparkle Motion dammit.
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    omg you made me laugh so bad

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    I thought it last Cycle, but never said so... Snowy, your recaps are better than the actual show
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    Great recap (love Sparkle motion, he he he he).

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Sarah (a.k.a. “Hot Lips”)
    Kim (“The Token Lesbian”) and Lisa (“Fiesty Firebrand”)
    Ebony (“Twisted Sistah”)
    Cassandra (“Sociopathic, Bum-Killing, Robotic Beauty Queen from the Land of Awesome Chicken Fried Steak“)
    Sarah (a.k.a. “Giganomouth”)
    Kim (“Sarah’s Fiancée)
    Nicole (“Whiney McComplainerson”)
    Coryn (“Big Bad Brows”)
    Diane (“BooBoo’s Beatdown”)
    Nik (“Honey Child”)
    The nicknames are hilarious!

    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Lisa barks to Kim who is, heh heh, lounging in bed with Sarah (bow chikka bow bow) and Ebony (sans bow chikka bow bow).
    bow chikka bow bow!
    When words fail, music speaks.
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    Great job, SFG! I missed the show on Wednesday, but thanks to you I feel like I saw every skeezerish detail.

    My favorite bits:

    What’s this leaking from her steely blue eyes, my God are those tears?

    Kim feels her new red color compromises her personal style by being “too feminine.” “No boy has this color hair,” Kim gripes. And somewhere, off in the distance, Danny Bonaduce is weeping.

    Kim, playing hard to get, picks Kyle, while Sarah weeps uncontrollably in the back and considers throwing herself under a train…is what might have happened if this was a soap opera I wrote called “All My Womyn".
    Props for yo mad recappin skillz.

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