Page 3 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast
Results 21 to 30 of 34

Thread: ANTM4 Finale Recap: The Cool Competitor Who Quietly Claimed the Crown

  1. #21
    Miss Jackson Fan MICHEY's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    San Diego
    Posts
    810
    Terrific Recap - as usual!!! It's SFG who truly walks on water...




    - it's going to be hard waiting for next season's recaps.
    "We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." ~Anais Nin

    "Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." ~H. Jackson Brown Jr

  2. #22
    Nik is ANTM PtonKD21's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Princeton, NJ
    Age
    31
    Posts
    253
    thanks SFG for the great recap! I was out of town on Wedensday (in some backwoods town without UPN, oh my) and returned to NYC only to find out that the BASEBALL GAME IS ON thanks for filling me in!
    "Be the change you wish to see in the world" ~Gandhi

  3. #23
    FORT Fan blue eyes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Posts
    186
    Thank you soooo much for a wonderful season of laughs,tears and snark! Snowflake Girl...You are the reason I come to this site It was a great season, thrills,chills and spills! Hope everyone has a good break. See you next cycle
    Out. for. a. walk... Bitch.

  4. #24
    FORT Fan Stellaluna's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Pennsylvania
    Posts
    391
    I loved the recap. Great job as always and I can't wait for Cycle 5 recaps.

  5. #25
    Devil Woman CourtneyLove's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Here. In My Head
    Posts
    1,740
    Once again, a quote too good not to be in my sig. I love you SFG!!!!

    I'm going to miss Top model, and of course your recaps... awesome.
    "Man is Elyse [top model] ever thin. Makes me want to go to the gym. Right after I eat my sandwich." - Giz
    "Every time you don’t buy CoverGirl cosmetics, Jesus cries" - SnowflakeGirl
    "And I'm also tired of people saying "OMG I'LL NEVER WATCH AGAIINNN". Come on now. ANTM is cocaine and you are the lindsay lohans who crave it" - queenegoist

  6. #26
    Courtesy and Goodwill Mantenna's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Age
    28
    Posts
    8,504
    Snowy, you are the greatest! Thanks for such a hilarious, wonderful finale recap, and thank you for all your hard work this cycle. Brilliant work, mi querida!

    Quote Originally Posted by Snowylicious
    Tyra asks about her experience with modeling and food, and Keenyah believes she has an oral fixation. Somewhere, Freud is rolling his neck and going, “Uhuh, I know she didn’t! Girl is just a pig!”

    Kahlen wonders if this challenge involves ducks, but my psychic powers are telling me they will be doing a sexy photoshoot with a nude Alex Trebek! No? Okay, even Nostradamus occasionally got it wrong.

    The backstage action is, according to Kahlen, truly “chaotic”; although to me, it just looks corny as hell, with all the exaggerated reactions and faux “oopsy” faces (though I shouldn’t be so hard on them as it is a makeup commercial and not a Mamet play).

    I remember his and Elsa’s “Beauty Tip of the Week,” and I have seen pornos with more compelling dramatic performances.

    It’s enough to make even Emeril scream, “Enough already, that’s getting annoying!”

    I feel when Nolé says that, all he sees standing in front of him is not Naima, but a big fried chicken leg, à la a Warner Bros. cartoon

    The judges’ deliberations are heated but as Gretha points out, “There can only be one!” What is this, The Highlander?

    Tyra then molecularly melds the two girls to make one, gigantic, 50 foot über-model that goes on a rampage of destruction, tearing the roofs off buildings and attacking the citizens of Cape Town.

    “Nothing’s gonna hold me back,” is her parting shot, “Unless I get fatter.” Is this a joke, or a threat of some kind?

    She also adds that whenever one is going to walk in a swimsuit or lingerie show, one must whip off all one’s clothes right when you arrive, so there will be no unsightly lines. I say, better yet, why not travel there naked? Just be careful sitting down on the subway.

    when the next-to-naked Kahlen offers Jay a hug, he screams no, and recoils, not wanting to spoil his outfit. It’s an offer for which any of ANTM’s straight male viewers would gladly eat their own legs.

    There is no guest judge, because, Tyra asks, “Who knows you better than us four?” Oh, I dunno, maybe Miss J., their mothers, etc…

  7. #27
    FORT Regular Teeny's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    In my own little world
    Posts
    68
    Great recap!!

  8. #28
    Nevermind Lotuslander's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Lotusland of course
    Posts
    2,107
    Snowy, you are the ANTM psychic, either that or Tyra is sending aliens to probe your brain at night.

  9. #29
    Just Forting Around roseskid's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Anticipating roses and broken hearts
    Posts
    7,271
    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    But how about I tell you they both involve walking on water? Come on believers, can I get a witness?

    ...on who the finalists have been edited into...

    The force is strong in this one...

    Tyra then molecularly melds the two girls to make one, gigantic, 50 foot über-model that goes on a rampage of destruction, tearing the roofs off buildings and attacking the citizens of Cape Town.

    From this vantage point, you can see so much of the breathtaking South African landscape, even a glimpse of Dave Chapelle in the distance.

    Am I making these things happen with my mind?!!

    Who says there’s not enough serious theological debate on television?

    ...OH MY GOD, SOMETHING TYRA’S NEVER DONE!!! [SFG faints]

    There is no guest judge, because, Tyra asks, “Who knows you better than us four?” Oh, I dunno, maybe Miss J., their mothers, etc…
    Hey, Snowy, thanks for all the laughs. You are the perfect writer for this show.
    Love The Bachelor? Catch the recap for this season's sacrificial lamb lucky guy here in Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4, Episode 5, Episode 6 and Episode 7.

  10. #30
    FORT Fanatic random_thotz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    656
    sfg! thanks for keeping entertained all cycle long. i was planning on skipping out on cycle 5, but thanks to your amazing recaps, i will be back!

Page 3 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.