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Snowylicious Tyra asks about her experience with modeling and food, and Keenyah believes she has an oral fixation. Somewhere, Freud is rolling his neck and going, “Uhuh, I know she didn’t! Girl is just a pig!”
Kahlen wonders if this challenge involves ducks, but my psychic powers are telling me they will be doing a sexy photoshoot with a nude Alex Trebek! No? Okay, even Nostradamus occasionally got it wrong.
The backstage action is, according to Kahlen, truly “chaotic”; although to me, it just looks corny as hell, with all the exaggerated reactions and faux “oopsy” faces (though I shouldn’t be so hard on them as it is a makeup commercial and not a Mamet play).
I remember his and Elsa’s “Beauty Tip of the Week,” and I have seen pornos with more compelling dramatic performances.
It’s enough to make even Emeril scream, “Enough already, that’s getting annoying!”
I feel when Nolé says that, all he sees standing in front of him is not Naima, but a big fried chicken leg, à la a Warner Bros. cartoon
The judges’ deliberations are heated but as Gretha points out, “There can only be one!” What is this, The Highlander?
Tyra then molecularly melds the two girls to make one, gigantic, 50 foot über-model that goes on a rampage of destruction, tearing the roofs off buildings and attacking the citizens of Cape Town.
“Nothing’s gonna hold me back,” is her parting shot, “Unless I get fatter.” Is this a joke, or a threat of some kind?
She also adds that whenever one is going to walk in a swimsuit or lingerie show, one must whip off all one’s clothes right when you arrive, so there will be no unsightly lines. I say, better yet, why not travel there naked? Just be careful sitting down on the subway.
when the next-to-naked Kahlen offers Jay a hug, he screams no, and recoils, not wanting to spoil his outfit. It’s an offer for which any of ANTM’s straight male viewers would gladly eat their own legs.
There is no guest judge, because, Tyra asks, “Who knows you better than us four?” Oh, I dunno, maybe Miss J., their mothers, etc…
Terrific Recap - as usual!!! It's SFG who truly walks on water...
- it's going to be hard waiting for next season's recaps.
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thanks for filling me in!
It was a great season, thrills,chills and spills! Hope everyone has a good break. See you next cycle 
