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Thread: ANTM Ep. 10 Recap: The Queen of Cool Who Kloofed Up

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    Darn it, I was going to use klooftastic and giz beat me to it.

    Great job, Snowy!
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    Fabulous recap.

    I think Keenya was saying about Naima: Dirty, in her underwear, just dirty... that...................."NAIMA HAS POOPY-PANTS!"

    And Keenya, "She's a little fleshy, especially in the back." MEANS THAT YOU HAVE A BIG OLD FAT ASS!" She looked MATRONLY in that white top (which had to be an 8) while Naima looked cool and cute in the size 2 version...

    I'm surprised that in the evaluations someone didn't say that Keenya doesn't look like America's Next Top Model...but maybe AMERICA'S NEXT TOP PLUS SIZED MODEL! Have another helping, guurlfriend! zing.... OK, I just don't like her attitude..She should have gone last episode and Michelle should have stayed to rock this shot and give ol' Paola a bad case of hot-pants: Couldn't you just hear her yelling "ALRIGHT!" as they are told they have to trek up-river in wetsuits to the shoot? ggggrrrrrrrrrr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    (watch for my article on the subject in Psychology Today, coming to an imaginary newsstand near you). But I digress.
    You got me all kloofed up for a moment for nothing. If you wrote for any mag, i'd buy it. Thumbs up for another great recap..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Faster Pussycat, Go-See Go

    Judge Not Lest Ye Be Tyra

    Yes, Tyra, we know: the whole world Kloofs around you.
    Goodness gracious, great kloofing recap, Snowy!! Thanks a lot for churning out yet another gigglefest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    “Miss Brittany looks like your little sister, and that’s why you’re feeling her, because you know you see yourself, don’t lie.” Nolé adds, “If it’s your first face, yes,” to which Janice retorts, “Don’t get me going, short, squat, fat, squatty, bald, blind boy.” Nolé then comes back by calling Janice a “plastic surgery victim freak of nature.” I don’t even have to write any jokes this week, do I?
    loved this!!

    Great recap as always SFG!!
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    As the season gets near the end I am running out of fresh superlatives to apply to your recaps. Somehow you managed to stay at the top of your game through the whole season.

    Since you are moonlighting for Psychology Today, maybe in your spare time you can also write Kloofing for Dummies. Sadly, none of this season's contestants will be able to read it, but I would certainly like an autographed copy.

    Thanks for another SFG masterpiece.

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    Honestly, why watch the show? All we have to do is read your amazing recaps!

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    I love you to kloofiness, SFG! I didn't even notice they mixed up the opening, what was different?

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    Great recap!

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    That was kloof-tastic!

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