Once again you have turned a lump of coal into a diamond. As I feel more and more alienated from ANTM I have to pay attention, because I know that somehow SFG will turn the least interesting details into a satirical analysis of the human condition - and I am afraid that there might be a test at the end of the series.
Wah wah, it’s so hard to be pretty and skinny and tall as a teenager, pity me, pay me more attention! How I love it when models lie about how their young lives were a hell of gawkiness. LIES! MENDACITY!
Another brilliant recap!!!
re: michelle's elimination...i think i agree with you. her roots were horrid, and she needed them done again. yes, they are too cheap, and that's why she got the boot. it should have been keenyah.
like i said in another forum, why would someone in a modeling competition start eating bad? how much of a genius is she?
wonderful, as always, recap.
I laughed so hard reading this that I started choking and my husband came to check on me! Great recap, all around. Bravo!
Educators, break out the Kleenex, because once again the girls demonstrate the appalling state of our American school system when at least 3 out the 6 have no idea what “aloof” means (hint: it’s not a sponge for exfoliation—and no, you cannot ask me what exfoliation means!!!).
"The Elephant Who Forgot to Watch Her Weight" - what a cute title lmao
William13 hit the nail on the head. Snowy, thanks for making an otherwise so-so season well worth watching. :)
I think it was time for Michelle to learn this lesson: being hyper vigilant about your sensitive feelings is a real yawner for everyone else and soon you become too much of a burden on others. All the time you are thinking you are being "oh so hard on yourself" "beating yourself up" it's just so tedious for everyone else. It's also a form of self absorption cloaked as self deprecation. When I saw this, I learned a lesson, constantly making others pick you up off the floor is a burden and so unattractive and time consuming and requires attention from others that is ANNOYING and so tiresome.
EVERYONE has doubts but not everyone demands the attention from others to GET ON WITH IT, get over yourself before you have alienated YOURSELF from others and not the other way around. Take this advice so that you can have a better life now and not have to wait a lifetime like I have to stop boring everyone with your lack of self confidence and the need to blab it to everyone and anyone who will listen. It's really the same as Brittany, always needing attention but just getting it in a different way. It's almost more devious in the end. Wish I'd learned this sooner.
The only thing this recap is missing is a joke about the animation of a plane flying the models to Africa. When I saw how lame it looked, I thought about how I couldn't wait to see what SFG would write about it.
SNG! You get better every week. This is one of the few things I can read and actually laugh out loud about! :up
Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
:bowdown Wow, Snowie! That was a great read. It's your hidden and thought provoking gems of sarcasm and wit that truely make your recaps special. You go girl! :whip
Snowy inspires me to lyric poetry...
Ode to a Fallen Flower
Why did Tyra send home Michelle?
After comparing her to gazelle?
It just makes me say "Why?' though
This girl beat impetigo !
Now I just sigh and say what the hell..
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