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Thread: ANTM4 Ep. 7 Recap: The Birds of a Feather Who Fell Apart Together

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    "I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this. When my mother yells like this it's because she loves me. I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you! How dare you! Learn something from this! [When] you go to bed at night, you lay there and you take responsibility for yourself -- because nobody's going to take responsibility for you. You['re] rolling your eyes and you act like it's because you've heard it all before -- you've heard it all before -- you don't know where the hell I come from, You have no idea what I've been through, but I'm not a victim; I grow from it and I learn. Take responsibility for yourself!"

    *DIES*

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    Ab Fab recap SFG!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl

    Michelle, honey, they were asking if you’d had thespian, thespian experience, not—oh, never mind.

    Rebecca, despite truly looking like a lost Dickensian waif

    Michelle and Tatiana each get gorgeous diamond rings, whose beauty they can enjoy long after the competition is over, and perhaps pawn, if necessary, so they don’t have to sleep in their car or on the beach next time they’re homeless, thereby avoiding one of Rebecca’s murderous black-out bum sprees.

    The expression on her face alternates from her pained attempt at a “smile” (making it look like Rib is strangling her à la Mr. Goodbar)

    Christina sets her laser eyes to ‘stun’ and trains her glare upon her prey. She looks like an S&M dom about to take advantage of a powerless Rib.

    “I think we all have hairballs,” Jay says, looking ridonculous, feathers sticking out of his hair at crazy angles, like a Pythonian village idiot.

    I wish I could be there to tell them firmly, like Edina from AbFab, “La-KRWAH, sweetie.”

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    - Wayyyy too many funny comments to copy all of them!
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    Great as usual, SFG!

    My favorite:

    Neither of them is coming back! This seems to come as terrible shock to everyone—Kahlen starts to sob, the rest of the girls appear stunned and horrified. I’m stunned and horrified! Why get rid of two? It was because they spent too much on the diamonds, isn’t it?

    Makes you wonder Huh?!! :rolleyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    ...the Supermodels’ Super Snack: cigarettes.

    (jailed, perhaps, for a bum-killing spree?)

    ...yet another old man hired to torture and humiliate the girls under the pretense of “teaching” them something

    Because you never know when you might be hired to travel back to 19th century Eng-er-land to be a spokesmodel for a chimney-sweeping company.

    Michelle, honey, they were asking if you’d had thespian, thespian experience, not—oh, never mind.

    Gone Back to the Future with the Wind

    ...thereby avoiding one of Rebecca’s murderous black-out bum sprees.

    Considering the down-market turn the show has taken, they could well be going to KFC and posing at the deep fryers.

    As they yell out directives like, “Don’t be afraid of him” and “Let him hold you,” I feel dirty watching it all, like I inadvertently walked into a kiddie porno shoot.

    Christina sets her laser eyes to ‘stun’ and trains her glare upon her prey. She looks like an S&M dom about to take advantage of a powerless Rib.

    ...feathers sticking out of his hair at crazy angles, like a Pythonian village idiot.

    ...straddles him like he’s her dirty little donkey

    ...with Kahlen’s “Christina Lakroush” a close second (that is so going to be my bar alias next time I’m out clubbing)

    No one is born knowing how to say everything in the world correctly (expect for Yaya from last cycle)

    ...take a French class. Don’t ask me why, JUST DO IT! I YELL AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!

    ...a triumphant Amazon on a carnal pony ride.

    Janice gets up and demonstrates how it’s done using Nigel as her whipping post, in a moment I found slightly arousing—amusing! I meant, of course, amusing, heh heh.

    My Oh My, The Wrath of Ty

    Why get rid of two? It was because they spent too much on the diamonds, isn’t it?

    ...Tyra shrieks. Aaand…scene.

    Couldn’t she pull a Vagus nerve thing and just drop down so she can get out of there more quickly?

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    hmm maybe Tyra needs anger management

    I was not surprised that Tiffany was sent home but Tyra's reaction was disturbing. I couldn't watch it... I just listened. It's like she was doing a favor for Tiffany and Tiffany went and pooped on the favor... but Tiffany used to care about people doing things for her (cry fest in the 1st ep about her grandma's sacrifice for her bathing suit. She wanted to give up somewhere along the line.
    As for Rebecca, I feel bad that she got axed. Sure, she was squeaking by, but so is Christina, and Tatiana. I think she was held to a higher standard because she is so pretty and noticeable, and she got penalized for it.

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    Great recap

    This was absolutely hilarious, and is fast going to become essential reading for me. I'm going back to find your other recaps. I LOVE the early 'I SHOUT AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU' and may adopt it in real life when I'm getting pissed off with people. I hope you have a magazine column, Snowflake Girl.

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    Exquisitely done mi Snow-princess. Truly a five star recap! I think I've gone through 10 keyboards due to laughing my lunch/ soup/ twinkies all over the place.

    Fantastic as always.
    You got to cry without weeping. Talk without speaking. Scream without raising your voice.- U2

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