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  1. #31
    FORT Fan
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    Apr 2005
    portland, OR
    I wish:

    Realistic modeling assignments.
    More Miss Jay... funny funny funny
    Less Nole Marin...
    Critiques that are constructive...Tyra showing Rebecca how to energize her face was
    More Nigel in less clothes (wanted to see if y'all were paying attention)
    More LESSONS! More real supermodel guests or designers. I want to see Isaac Mizrahi on this show...getting the girls ready for a show...and giving constructive crit.

  2. #32
    Lauren Bacall:My TopModel MarryMeYoanna's Avatar
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    Mar 2004
    on my sailboat in sunny California
    Quote Originally Posted by OnMyLunchBreak
    Great Idea!

    I can just hear her now (set to the music of 'I Will Survive', sort of):

    At first I was wrinkly
    I looked like a pug
    Kept thinking I could never live
    without perky breasts
    But then I spent so many nights
    thinking how age did me wrong
    And I grew sad
    And I learned how to phone
    and so I called
    the doctor up
    I walked in to my appointment
    with sagging buns and an old face
    I should not have drank so many drinks
    I should not have snorted so much coke
    If I had known for just one second
    they'd come back to haunt me...

    So I walked, through the doctor's door
    He was pretty hot
    But I wasn't sexy anymore
    Yet he's the one who will set me right with a
    scalple and a knife
    I was petrified
    After the botox shots
    without a wrinkle or sag
    But then I spent so many nights
    thinking how you age did me wrong
    So I went again
    And again and again
    and so I'm back
    from a long dry spell
    I'm America's first supermodel
    And I like to give girls hell
    I wrote a tell all book about the industry
    I flash photographers whenever they ask me!
    If I had known for just one second
    I'd have been doctored up
    Ten Years ago!

    I've got all my life to live
    I've got all my love to give
    and I'll stay young
    Young! Young!

    Fantastic ! there hasnt been a song like that here since I rewrote Tori Amos Cornflake girl as an ode to Snowflake Girl....more songs!!
    You donít need to repeat this, there is no ceremony any more, everybody is gone and you say this out loud to yourself. I was alone at the time and the time now is always. Always was a word that you used in promises, it is valueless.
    -Ernest Hemingway

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