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    Quote Originally Posted by Milay
    I wish ANTM could be more of a modeling school than drama tv.
    Exactamundo, Milay! There'd be plenty of drama if ANTM were a rigorous modeling school!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey1
    i think janice dickenson should be eliminated next show....no wait, make it a double elimination, with her and that guy holding the small dog
    Definetly agree that the gay dog holding guy should be eliminated, but janice is like (was like) the cool version of Tyra Banks

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    The gay guy with the dog is completely useless to the judging aspect. But keep Janice...she is so deliciously evil!! I'm still cracking up when she called Catie a "child prostitute" with that beauty shot. That was mean, but God I can't stop laughing!

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    Criticize the girls for things, like Lluvy and her "dopey eyes," and then not tell them how to fix it! Or expect them to intuitively know to place their faces in the light when shooting photos. Stupid ANTM! :phhht

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    They need Beauty Shots!

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    I've come to love the predictable eliminations - the fact that Kahlen actually had a chance of going home freaked me out so much I couldn't enjoy the goofy acting class or the Wonderbra shoot at all. I take this show as an exact opposite of The Amazing Race - where 80% of the eliminations are shocking, which means all the good teams leave early (4 out of 6 times my least favourites has won). Here, the predictability doesn't matter so much if the results are all good: the fact my second-favourites have won twice (and my favourite once). Just think of the predictability as being an in-show spoiler

    Other things they should do:
    - Delaminate Jay Manuel.
    - Stop Nole Marin from using his unfunny analogies. And find someone who actually has a consistent set of opinions.
    - Get someone from UPN's only other good show, 'Veronica Mars', do the acting challenge.

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    Oh! And don't ever, ever, ever do anyting like that "Stop! Fashion Police!" bit again. That was awkward to watch.

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    Ooh, and I forgot what they should do.

    A Musical Episode! I want to hear Janice singing about her plastic surgery!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyForKahlen
    Ooh, and I forgot what they should do.

    A Musical Episode! I want to hear Janice singing about her plastic surgery!

    Great Idea!

    I can just hear her now (set to the music of 'I Will Survive', sort of):

    At first I was wrinkly
    I looked like a pug
    Kept thinking I could never live
    without perky breasts
    But then I spent so many nights
    thinking how age did me wrong
    And I grew sad
    And I learned how to phone
    and so I called
    the doctor up
    I walked in to my appointment
    with sagging buns and an old face
    I should not have drank so many drinks
    I should not have snorted so much coke
    If I had known for just one second
    they'd come back to haunt me...

    So I walked, through the doctor's door
    He was pretty hot
    But I wasn't sexy anymore
    Yet he's the one who will set me right with a
    scalple and a knife
    I was petrified
    After the botox shots
    without a wrinkle or sag
    But then I spent so many nights
    thinking how you age did me wrong
    So I went again
    And again and again
    and so I'm back
    from a long dry spell
    I'm America's first supermodel
    And I like to give girls hell
    I wrote a tell all book about the industry
    I flash photographers whenever they ask me!
    If I had known for just one second
    I'd have been doctored up
    Ten Years ago!

    I've got all my life to live
    I've got all my love to give
    and I'll stay young
    Young! Young!

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    I wish ANTM wouldnt....

    tell a girl she nailed a photoshoot, but when they get to judging, she completely trashed!!! Thats SO annoying!

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