I completely didn't get Nole's "chihuahua on an espresso" comment on Lluvy's picture. Nole really needs to stop crackin' those corny little metaphors! :phhht
[QUOTE=SnowflakeGirl] Hmm, could it be…SATAN satan satan satan?!! [Where the heck is that echo coming from?!!] Hang on to your holy water, those fiery flames are not eternal hellfire, it’s simply the red mane of our fearless leader, the Scarlet Mistress TyTy.
Brittany, who drunkenly accosts the teetotaling Rebecca: “Whush goin’ on wi’ you? Er you shush a frickin’ loossher that you can’t have a damn drink?”
Well, ANTM is fancy enough to spring for a cheese platter, but curiously, not more than one bed. Keenyah plops down in it, providing us some more pixellated butt-ness. Bow chikka bow bow!!!
Keenyah and Brittany have woken up and are served breakfast-in-bed by a room-service waiter for whom this may be the closest he’ll ever get to the fantasy of having two gorgeous girls in bed together. Ah, I can see the guy at home now: “Dear Penthouse Forum, I swear this is true…I really brought these two honeys the bacon, and the huevos, oh yeah.”
Michelle, God love her, who is working the ‘beat-up tranny’ look, for more energy.
Tyra is Precious Tang from Louisiana (Sa Da Ty!!!).
The bad: Michelle’s attempt to say fenimi—fenimine—feni—oh screw it—correctly
“CoverGirl is fun but also very professional,” explains a conspicuously dubbed insert. Oh yeah, who’s your sponsor? Say it! Say it!!!
You never cease to amaze me SFG, great job!
"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." ~Anais Nin
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." ~H. Jackson Brown Jr
Michelle, a beat-up tranny? Must be the eye makeup. You must have prettier trannys where you live cause lord knows, Michelle does not look like a 6'5" man with huge hands, no hips, bony shoulders and an adam's apple big enough to bowl with. God love her! I still think she's hot. Think she's going to body-slam the male model in the next episode? Maybe a hammer lock? Seriously, nice (if slightly bitter~like an espresso) recap SFG.
That's funny, robert hackney, b/c I'm in the same vicinity of you, and my mom used to hang out at the oldest local drag-queen revue club, and I think Michelle would fit right in there most of the time!
If truth is relative, how do you know?
This was one of my least favourite episodes yet, but going through it again from your perspective made it a whole lot better (or at least a whole lot funnier).
Thanks again, terrific job
(*sniff*, poor Llittle, Llost Lluvy)
Genius! I enjoy the show even more knowing that it will be fodder for this brilliant recap.Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
"Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers
Thanks again for all your feedback, fellow ANTManiacs, (especially MICHEY for actually getting the Pootie Tang reference, which I wasn't sure anybody would laugh at that! Seppatow!).
I'm not saying where I live, but the trannies I know are bee-yoo-ti-full and the most fab-o-lustrous in the world. You'd nevah clock huh T! *snaps*Originally Posted by robert hackney
Sending good vibes and warm fuzzies your way..., SnowflakeGirl
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!! SG, there's just WAY too much to quote here.... But I really want to pay a few bucks for a tour inside your brain--- it sounds like a great place to be! Thanks for another AWESOME recap! (Now I get to watch the eppie tonight! )
Either there's a lot happening in between the challenges that we don't get to see or these girls are actually trying out for Amerca's Dumbest Top Model. Don't they realize by now that everything is a competition? I guess that they are too busy working on their percentages. And how can they be stupid enough to sign anything without knowing what was in it?At end of the evening, Jay gathers the girls and reveals that tonight was not just a party, it was a challenge. Uh DUH!!!
Bit I digress. I swear that every week Tyra Bank's head gets bigger and bigger. Soon I am going to have to invest in a larger television to encompass it. However, my reward for watching the show every week is your recap. As usual you did not disappoint.
There is a market segment that I would rather not know about. I'm not sure that I should thank you for putting that image in my head, but every time I read that I start laughing.What I want to know is will it appeal to hermaphrodites with that not-so-fresh feeling.?
As they say, it's funny 'cause it's true.Nolé tells Michelle that he likes her because she somehow reminds him of himself. Well, I know at least one thing they most certainly don’t have in common—romance with girls!
I don't know if I am laughing at that line or just Jay's hair.Just because he has hair the color of X-men’s ‘Storm’ doesn’t mean Jay has her mutant powers, however; these weather effects will be created by good, ol’ Hollywood machines.
Thanks again for weaving your verbal magic through another episoce of ANTM.