!!! Snowy, every week you stun me with your genius! I always think "it can't get better than this!" and then it does. You rock !!Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirlPlus, my prediction that an ANTM model will have crustacean parts at the end of her limbs comes true!!! Move over, Miss Cleo! Get bent, Dionne! In yo punkass face, Nostrodamus!
“Crazy Girl” (coincidentally also the name of a fine topless establishment in Hollywood)
See girls? Your Mama was right, all that makeup does make you look slutty [SFG licks finger and wipes eyeliner off your face in motherly gesture].
This guy might look like someone’s grandpa, but make no mistake: HE…CAN…SERVE.
In short: he hits because he cares, and strangely, the girls don’t seem to mind (Hello Kinky!).
[SFG runs in slow motion à la bad action picture, hand outstretched, with a low cry of “Nooooo!”]
I’m thinking thank God I don’t have Smell-o-Vision™.
Well, TyraMail authors aside, nooo, no it is not okay to physically abuse someone simply because they’ve annoyed you.
(still, WATCH YO ASS IN THAT PARKING LOT, BITCH, I’M WARNING YOU).
What the hell is that, TyraMail author’s little sister?
With Michelle, I’m guessing…um, zero? Oh, just keeeding, you dear, little Sapphic spitfire (see you at Girl Bar).
Or be the 12 Apostles and recreate the Last Supper (Tyra, naturally, would be Christ)—but nooo no one ever listens to my ideas.
She did look good out there, but damn it, now I’m hungry.
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