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Thread: ANTM4 Ep. 2 Recap: The Bitchy McBitcherson Who Bitched Bitchily About Her Bugly 'Do

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    As usual, you recaps are better than the show.

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    LOL Fantastic as always. SnowFG, I'm so grateful you're still doing the recaps for ANTM and watching the episodes will not be the same with your funny references in my mind.

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    Snowy, you are amazing. You recap is more fun than the show!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowFlakeGoddess
    Okay, here’s when I start to realize how absurd this is. Who thought to themselves: let’s dress them up like backup dancers from an old Prince video and set them up in front of a cop car in a backlot made to look like New York, even if we’re in L.A. What’s next? Oh let’s fly the girls out to Tahiti, dress them like poultry then blow fake snow around and pretend it’s Iceland. Why, Tyra? Why?
    You create vivid images, my friend. I laughed so hard someone in the next room came out to see what sent me on a coughing spree.

    Fantastic uber-cap!
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    Snowflake Girl, you genius never ceases to amaze me!


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    I think this one has got to be one your best recaps yet! As everyone has said they are better than the show...wellworth waiting for. I allways get such a charge when I see a new one is up. ( Like seeing Nigel in a uniform ...lucky Naima indeed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Noelle is next and despite a rough start, gives her best shot motivated by thoughts of her kid at home. Sarah gets on the hood of the car as the sun goes down, and is told to “suck in that gut” but then earns props from Jay and Nolé for “workin’ it out.” “She’s been studying me,” Nolé cracks; Jay calls, “Go Nefertiti.” Jay tells her she was the easiest to work with all day. Nolé worries that Brita’s body is “a little thick”—now I love Nolé, so I’m not even going to mention the irony of someone of his physique making such a remark. (Oops, I just did!) Brita gets kicked to the curb (symbolic?), made to pose lying down, half on the sidewalk, half on the street, with her thick ol’ stems up in the air. She is concerned about her short skirt giving up the Latvian family jewels; Nigel goes in and re-adjusts her skirt (oh my!) and says she needs to learn to relax (I think I watched a porno that started like this). Nolé murmurs that she looks “like a side of beef.” Yes, Darling, we know what you want to order for dinner tonight, but what do you think of Brita? Jay winces at Brita’s performance.
    Thanks Snowy!

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    nice read... I've been a fan since the ANTM3...

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    You rock, you rock, you rock. And your recaps are best in the business. The end.

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    thanks for the recap. Loved the image of Ken trying on Barbie's wig. I thought it was like a porn for people who are into trannies look (and god forgive me cause Michelle seems like a really nice girl, but that colour is so unkind). You reminded me about all the screaming though, something I had blocked out (up until now!). Next week let's watch with our little friend Advil, at least until they calm down a little.

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