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Thread: ANTM4 Ep. 2 Recap: The Bitchy McBitcherson Who Bitched Bitchily About Her Bugly 'Do

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Lluvy just looks like unfortunate cross between Olive Oyl and Queen Amidala; Jay is concerned that she only has one facial expression.
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    Correct as Usual Queen Snowy.

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    Best thing I've read since your last recap. Awesome stuff.

    "latvian family jewels" made me spew on my monitor.

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    standing ovation!
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    the title had me busting up. i laughed out loud like 10 times. my boyfriend was like, "what is so funny."

    brita was the prettiest girl on the show. maybe she was too "normal" pretty for them. and, 138 is soooooooo not fat. she's probably what, a size 4? 6? THE HORROR!!!!

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    Why, Snowy, why!? Or should I say, "how" . . . for I truly don't know how such brilliance comes about. This is one of the best, most hilarious recaps I have ever read. You do such a fantastic job with this show! (Is this a compliment? It's just not clear.)

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    Quite a surprising episode, good photoshoot, model drama what else can you ask for?
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    Why, Snowy, why...are your recaps so good? Lucky for us that they are! Great job!
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    Your recaps are too amazing to even bother cutting and pasting and quoting - simply too many tantilizing moments, amusing obscure references ("Right Said Fred"), coy snarkiness, and dead-on observations.

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    Great recap SFG. Let the blizzard of insane shows and dramatic recaps begin.
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