ANTM4 Premiere Recap: The Weave That Made a Comeback

[roseskid]

Tiffany’s Epiphany

“My grandparents are dead, I have no one to disgrace,” she says, in the third biggest punchline of the episode.

In a past life, I believe I was a 6’ Brazilian feline drag queen with a huge red mohawk. REOWR, indeed! Send your tales of reincarnation to: snowflakegirl@fansofrealitytv. com

Just a few of my favorites, Snowy. You are the Recap Queen.

[William13]

Congratulations on not losing your touch from your exposure to the Paris Hilton monstrosity. I was a little concerned that I might have to cancel my SnowflakeGirl fan club membership. But I was worried needlessly. Apparently the saying "Whatever fails to kill me only serves to make me stronger" applies to repeated viewings of the Simple Life.

Not only have you not lost your touch, but you are wittier than ever. I laughed so hard that I think that I cracked a rib. As usual there is just too much to that is funny to pick a single quote. From start to finish I could not stop laughing.

I know that we are not supposed to comment on the episode in the recap thread, but with your comments on Michelle, I have to say: When she came out I thought that she was a man, and that they were putting us on. Apparently not.

Thanks again for the amazing recap. I really look forward to reading them every week.

[-ANTM-]

Thank you for being amazing.

[CCL]

The snowcap returns to the ANTM forum! Awesome job Snowy!

[quanahg]

first of all snowy, welcome back. that was so damn funny. this cycle seems to have only a few pretty girls.
brandy and michelle, wtf?

ok, i'm done. great recap. see you next week.

[FairytaleDREAMS]

Yay it's always good reading read recaps

Damn, I'm heartbroken Mary is not chosen too!

[kant-sing]

the return of Tyra’s beloved red mane (nice to see there are eco-friendly ways of recycling old Strawberry Shortcake dolls);

Tyra's hair weighs more than her. She needs a new do today.

Michelle (18, Terra Haute, IN) is just ick. This wrestler-cum-model hopeful has cafeteria lady face and walks like a big, burly man (she even trips over her own show when showing off her runway skills). Why is Tyra wasting our time with this one?

I asked myself the same question. Maybe something will come of this.

[JamiLee]

Awesome recap, I was laughing the whole way through.

ditto on that. Very funny

[mika06]

That was one of your best yet. I watched the show but couldn't help laughing at your recap. It's good to be back.

[Niwashi]

Then, Lord Almighty, Ronald McDonald with a gaptooth steps out of the doors of LAX. Actually, the girl with the fro the color of a Flaming Hot Cheeto is Brandy (19, Houston, TX)

she has gap in her front teeth that goes beyond Lauren Hutton. This gap is so huge, I think there actually is a Gap store located up in there, with a whole staff of people selling khakis and pocket tees and reasonable prices.

What you said about Brandy paints a "circus like" image. I missed both the premiere and the rerun ... your Recap was hilarious and now I'm "up-to-speed!"

Thanks kindly SnowflakeGirl