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Thread: ANTM3 Ep. 12 Recap: The CoverGirl Who Became America’s Next Top Model

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    [dancing] In yo tall bitches face! Uh huh!
    Claaaassy!

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    Snowy, Snowy, Snowy! AMAZING! GLORIOUS! FANTABULOSO! I will miss your recaps so much I hope they move on to Cycle 4 at lightspeed. Thank you for the gift of your tremendously entertaining writing, and have a fabulous holiday

    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    “On the twelfth week of America’s Next Top Model, Miss Tyra gave to me: 12 weeks of drama, 11 weeks of crying, 10 weeks of fighting, 9 weeks of bitching, 8 million spots for 7 million products, 6 umeboshi, 5 scary clown shoots, 4 girls in a hot tub, a 3-way Pink Triangle, 2 former strippers and a finale to announce the winner!”

    Now that would be a nail-biting battle—you know, like when you and a friend both play Ivy against each other in Soul Caliber? [SnowflakeGirl laughs snortingly, and pushes glasses up bridge of nose.]

    (this analogy sponsored by M&M™)

    How about we call a moratorium on models who want to act in movies or appear on TV, hmmm? [pause] Yuhum, I didn’t think so.

    [carefully places BABG lovingly back in personal video collection]

    Sexy yet approachable sea otters in Covergirl™ Wet Slicks®, that is.

    [Snowy PSA time: I joke a lot, but kids, JUST SAY NO to Drugs, especially the “Reefer”, a weed with roots in HELL!!! I’m sure Amanda’s just high on life.]

    I can only guess because I’m not as smart as Yaya, and all her fancypants college talkin’ goes over muh head.

    Blindsided

    Tyra likes her bone structure and everyone agrees that she looks “really sweet” and “approachable” (i.e. not your normal, uppity, bitchy self).

    Yaya even cops to insecurity about her own shortcomings, calling herself a “Nestlé Crunch Bar” (and damn it, now I’m hungry).

    Tyra’s patented Cry-o-Matic™ technology

    Eva and Yaya then have a near-collision at Zamboni speed

    That’ll Do Pigford, That’ll Do

    Alas, as with the Highlander, there can be only one, so the judges dismiss the girls to deliberate one last time.

    hateration

    Now, join with me everybody, just one last time: [dancing] In yo tall bitches face! Uh huh!
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    Damn woman! I had to have a smoke after readin that. My my my you do have a way with words Tivo'd last nights episode but haven't watched it yet. I can't wait to after reading your recap 3 cheers for Eva
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    Great recap, as always, Snowy! Reading your recaps was definitely a highlight of this cycle! Can't wait until the next season when I can have me some fresh Snowcaps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    And what, I ask you rhetorically, is a celebration without singing carols? Join with me, friends! “On the twelfth week of America’s Next Top Model, Miss Tyra gave to me: 12 weeks of drama, 11 weeks of crying, 10 weeks of fighting, 9 weeks of bitching, 8 million spots for 7 million products, 6 umeboshi, 5 scary clown shoots, 4 girls in a hot tub, a 3-way Pink Triangle, 2 former strippers and a finale to announce the winner!”
    I love that! Awesome recap as always and I can't wait for Cycle 4 of ANTM so I can read your recaps.

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    Next is Yaya, who also garners comments of surprise and delight from the panel. “You guys are doing a great job,” Nolé says; Janice takes the Lord’s name in vain (in a positive way); Tyra likes her bone structure and everyone agrees that she looks “really sweet” and “approachable” (i.e. not your normal, uppity, bitchy self). In pondering what was behind her smile, Yaya claims to have been thinking about how much she loves her brother (in a regular sibling kind of way, or an Angelina Jolie kind of way?).
    Terrific job, Snowy!
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    Oh my, CCL, you captured it perfectly! I also am retardedly - wait, can I say that? -addicted to snowcaps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Now, join with me everybody, just one last time: [dancing] In yo tall bitches face! Uh huh!
    Beautiful recap I was shaking my booty right here along with you

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    Wonderful recap, will you also be authoring recaps for next season's ANTM? It can't come soon enough!

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    Why thank you, Weetzie--and indeed everyone who's been so sweet to take the time to post such kind comments--and to answer your question, YES, God willing, wherever there is ANTM, I shall be there.

    Before Cycle 4, however, I believe I will be covering the quality television program that is "The Simple Life 3: Interns"--not that anyone other than I (or Norelle ) will be watching that one.

    Thanks again, everybody, and Happy Hols! :santawave
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