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Thread: ANTM3 Ep. 11 Recap: The Banana Who Snubbed Her Shorty

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    Well, it doesn’t even sound like the TyraMail writer is even trying anymore…
    Hell, yes.

    Snowie, I'm gonna wager here that you are a better writer than Yaya is. And she is a very talented writer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    About her very public diss, Ann says, “I think she will be sad that I didn’t hug her, but if she lets that affect her friendship, we were never meant to be friends in the first place.” Huh? What kind of circular, self-serving logic is that? I would definitely think twice before getting involved with this Single White Female.

    Whoa-she said that? She is a weirdo. SnowflakeGirl, like I said, you need a column in the paper. You're a really good writer!
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    Brava for another excellent recap! Though this one made me so sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    What does Tyra do to make everyone cry, is she pinching them off-screen, holding chopped onions under their faces, holding their mothers hostage, what?
    Hilairious recap! I was in tears reading this part!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bhanson2004
    Hilairious recap! I was in tears reading this part!
    Same here!
    Snowy you're a legend!

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    Love it Love it Love it.
    I love the impartialness of your commentary

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Meanwhile, Eva’s inner Ugly American comes out as she wanders around Tokyo, lost. “What does that say?” Eva gripes, squinting at a street sign, “It’s not English, it makes no sense in the world.” Well, actually, it does make sense, in this part of the world, called JAPAN, especially to Japanese people. You know, the people whose country you’re in?!!



    There is something about the incongruity of the two blowsy, American young girls meeting the older, clearly refined-looking Japanese gentleman that makes me wonder if Tyra has sold them to him, but no, they’re just here to have breakfast.
    Oh yes, that's exactly what it looked like! I got such an enjo kosai (compensated dating) vibe from that scene. It was clearly innocent, but the allusion was a little wrong.

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    I have to join the "I Love Snowy's Writing" fan club. Excellent job; you add such class to this show. The show wouldn't be worth watching without your hilarious take on it!

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    O all my favourites are gone now (Cassie, Nicole and Ann)

    sigh...

    thanks SnowFlakeGirl anyway!

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    No doubt, Gwen will LOVE the double send-up that you gave her this week.

    Also, copying what was already said:
    -"yadda yadda's" ashy knees
    -businessman/escort vibe (toyohiko/eva & ann)
    -ann looking more gap than milk
    -tyra and mom wearing their favorite wigs
    -amanda: "methuselah"
    -mama-san's girth
    -kinky ann
    -a tumbleweed reference
    -empathy for members of ann's restraining order list
    -pixellated pasties
    -heart-to-heart-to-heart waterworks
    -yaya kickin' it macauley culkin-style

    This is, hands-down, the
    BEST
    recap that I've ever read on any site...bar none! Please, Snowy, have John assign another show to recap when this one is done!!!

    Maybe AI4???
    Still crazy, after all these shears

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