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Thread: ANTM3 Ep. 11 Recap: The Banana Who Snubbed Her Shorty

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    OMG, I loved it all..., especially Mama-san fanning herself like a big golden budda!

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    I'm at work right now, and I'm laughing A LOT MORE than I shold be. Haha, thanks a lot! I needed it

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    "Where was your mirror this morning?” Ann snarks; same place your winning photograph is, Ann
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    Meanwhile, Eva’s inner Ugly American comes out as she wanders around Tokyo, lost. “What does that say?” Eva gripes, squinting at a street sign, “It’s not English, it makes no sense in the world.” Well, actually, it does make sense, in this part of the world, called JAPAN, especially to Japanese people. You know, the people whose country you’re in?!! “A lot of the characters are written in Japanese,” Eva marvels. The nerve of these people, to put signs up in their own language without thinking about Eva’s needs!
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    With only ten minutes to spare, dashes into what looks like an underground stairwell to emerge, superhero-quick change style, in her street style get-up.
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    “I have a habit of throwing you a kitchen sink, and you never throw me back a bathtub, you throw me back, like bathwater, splash!” [This metaphor brought to you this week by Home Depot]
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    Jay tries his damnedest to eke out some kind of spark from Ann, asking her if anything there reminds her of any kind of reference. Crickets chirp. “Did you at least see the Matrix?” he asks, desperately. A tumbleweed blows past. Work it! You hate me! Let’s go!” It’s only when he calls her names that she ever seems to respond. Hmm, kinky.
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    Amanda is first and, as expected, the waterworks come. Amanda says she feels “sad” because her family “needs money,” and Mama-san, fanning herself and sitting like a big, golden Buddha. Ah yes, Mama-san, you are as wise are you are wide.
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    What does Tyra do to make everyone cry, is she pinching them off-screen, holding chopped onions under their faces, holding their mothers hostage, what?
    IM LOVING IT
    "this love is unbreakable..."

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    Ann starts to cry, saying she doesn’t feel like she deserves to be here (Norelle fans everywhere let out a collective sigh).
    sighhhhhh

    Run, Lolita, Run
    Wow! An even MORE obscure allusion! Then again, I saw Lola Rennt... and I'm only assuming you mean the same thing.

    Amanda, seemingly in the best spirits among all of the girls left (perhaps appreciating raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and bowls with Yaya really does help—or can you get a medical marijuana prescrip for Retinitis Pigmentosa?)
    HA! Amanda definately seems the type. As for Yaya, it would certainly explain why she thinks shes so smart, high people love to think they are intellectual!

    As usual, a stellar recap. I can't believe there is only one left! I miss you already - group hug!


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    Thanks SFG! We love you!
    Here comes Avery! April 10, 2006

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Harajuku Girls you got the wicked style/I like the way that you are, I am your biggest fan
    Harajuku girls, I'm looking at you girls/You're so original girls/You got the look that makes you stand out
    Harajuku Girls, I'm looking at you girls/You mix and match it girls/You dress so fly and just parade around
    Arigato

    --“Harajuku Girls”
    Lovely song

    Quote Originally Posted by SFG
    “Where was your mirror this morning?” Ann snarks; same place your winning photograph is, Ann.
    Haha this is soooooo funny

    Gosh I hate Ann A LOT after this episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl

    Amanda, seemingly in the best spirits among all of the girls left (perhaps appreciating raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and bowls with Yaya really does help—or can you get a medical marijuana prescrip for Retinitis Pigmentosa?),
    Hi, Snowflake -

    I hardly ever watch this show, but reading your re-caps makes me feel like I've watched & discusssed all at once. Thanks.

    Re. Medical marijuana for eye conditions - it *is* used for glaucoma, so who knows re. Amanda...?

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    sfg, i love how you bring out the nuances, exposing
    the "_truth_ of the matter asserted." ah, it's refresh-
    ing:

    -"yadda yadda's" ashy knees
    -businessman/escort vibe (toyohiko/eva & ann)
    -ann looking more gap than milk
    -tyra and mom wearing their favorite wigs
    -amanda: "methuselah"
    -mama-san's girth
    -kinky ann
    -a tumbleweed reference
    -empathy for members of ann's restraining order list
    -pixellated pasties
    -heart-to-heart-to-heart waterworks
    -yaya kickin' it macauley culkin-style

    another great recap! vibrant and righteously raucous!

    kthxbye.

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    Thanks for that amazing recap of the show. Your a very talented writer

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    They are both wearing their favorite wigs.
    I was rollin on the floor when I read this. LOL

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