ANTM3 Ep. 8 Recap: The Spider Who Shagged Eva vs. The Hat That Smelled Like Dookie

[lamarkdotcom]

Exceptional recap... your recap is actually more enjoyable than the show!

Weinbitch, how appropriate.

The older flaming publicist, Paul Wilmot (old sleazy publicist guy), may seem very familiar to those fans of the Ali G Show on HBO.

One of the funniest segments of the past season was Ali G character Bruno (the flaming fashionista) interviewing Wilmot. Wilmot had no idea (no clue) that Bruno was busting his balls.

SnowFlakeGirl, I really love your writing! Keep it up! If I can't have Toccara's cleavage to keep me interested in the show, I can look forward to your well endowed orbs of wit.

[Texicana]

Well done, my friend!

[-ANTM-]

When I laugh at Yaya for saying Competition has 9 letters, people get mad. When you laugh at it, people think its great! Haha, you're definately a charmer Snowflake. I'm going to be so sad when the show is over and I can't read these.

I hate blogs, but do you have one?! I can't help but think it would be hilarious.

[jasmar]

We've finally reached the point in the cycle where it pains me to see any of our girls have to go.

So true. This is where it starts to become painful to watch eliminations.

[quanahg]

damn snowflake, this was sooooooo funny. i was crying, and had to stop a few times. the title alone is enough for 5 minutes of laugther.

when tyra said that about the dookie hat, i was cracking up. she couldn't have said anything else?lol

i'm so happy eva nailed that pic. she is beautiful. she's my favorite.
and, ann...what the hell? does she not love eva anymore? i was thinking the same thing about the plane ride. i mean, tarantula's crawling on your face...i'm sure that's a fear even arachniphobic's don't have. eva was the only one who took care of ann on that plane ride.

i missed the first 15 minutes, so didn't see the norelle love from ann.

thanks again.

[Lucy]

"maybe it is a wall, with nine blocks that spell out 'competition'." But...nine blocks would only spell..."c-o-m-p-e-t-i-t-i"? Is "COMPETITI" a new word Yaya will print on a shirt to wear, like "RESPEITO"?

For some reason, this cracked me up. Such an entertaining read, Snowie!

[jasmar]

Rebecca roots through Yaya's closet like a pig on the hunt for truffles. "Very earth mother," Rebecca says in a condescending tone that kicks Yaya's condescending tone's ass.

Too many good ones to include. My kids keep asking me what's so funny.

[danascully]

Oh I see, it's a game of opposites; that must be why Weinbitch is wearing what I imagine are very expensive clothes, yet on her they look like garbage.

LMAO! Hilarious - I loved it!

[spegs]

SUPERSTAR [leaps forward, striking Mary Katherine Gallagher pose].

[slow-mo flashback to our avatars strolling on a sunlit beach, ogling pixellated bodies in hot tubs and pouring beer on each others' weaves]

As Elsa herself would say, "Clue me eeen!" But I digress...

the disdainful tone of her voice indicates that this place is atop a gigantic pedestal high enough in rarefied air that one cannot detect that one's own fecal matter stinks.

Just Be Yourself, Except Wear What We Tell You and Say What We Say

Sure Yaya could use a little humbling these days but it smacks too much of "playing dumb will make you more popular and attractive to the high school quarterback."

"Very earth mother," Rebecca says in a condescending tone that kicks Yaya's condescending tone's ass.

Eva's clothes "don't say much"--what the hell, woman, do you want those pants to get on stage and deliver Hamlet's bloody monologue to you?

I don't know if I'd call it a luxury--taking a milk bath is luxury, having the cast of "Manhunt" massage me with oils and fan me with palm fronds is luxury--listening to people insult my physical appearance and tell me I don't belong week after week after week? Let's call it a "unique opportunity."

This episode is all about the softer side of Sears, isn't it?

GAH! Norelle, everyone knows the first rule about Fame Club, is you do not talk about Fame Club! The second rule of Fame Club? You DO NOT talk about Fame Club! The third? Don't mix paisley with plaid--but how could you have missed those first two

Eva gives off the Deluxe Version of the Confused Stare o' What the Hell™; even I am giving the Home Edition of it myself.

Is "COMPETITI" a new word Yaya will print on a shirt to wear, like "RESPEITO"?

There's a comforting thought--A GIGANIMOUS TARANTULA MAKING LOVE TO A HUMAN EYE [shudder--wait, is this a German porno again?]!

I guess Ann doesn't have to be so nice to Eva now that she's hot for Norelle.

Rebecca Weinbeeyotch, my favorite Emmy-winning stylist [eye twitch]

Tyra shoots her a Cracker, Please Look o' Consternation™.

Oh, Snowy, you're just so gifted! *long, satisfied sigh* I adore your recaps. They amuse and delight me everytime. (and I love the Manhunt reference *slips snowy a five dollar bill*)

[rikyrah]

Thanks for the great recap.

And you are right....this is the first cut where I was actually mad. I thought Ann should have gotten the boot.

Toccara shouldn't have gone...

I'm actually sad...