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Thread: ANTM3 Ep. 5 Recap: The Booty Flasher Who Bored Me to Tears

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    Premium Member speedbump's Avatar
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    Oh Snowie, you had me at "I am sick" I always poke my head in to read your recaps. As always, various food particles have ejected through my nostrils.

    Hope you're feeling better.
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    eternal optimist Shazzer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    I am sick. I am fevered, aching, can't-get-out-of-bed-for-three-days, I-think-I-just-coughed-up-a-Smurf sick.

    Well, okay, as much as I was looking forward to it, I'll cross riding tractor to sex shop off my "Things to Do" list).

    It's kind of sexy and kind of scary all at the same time, in the manner of German porn.

    body that is probably so plasticized at this point that it's nonbiodegradable (flashforward to an Indian chief weeping over a landfill piled with styrofoam, whole Twinkies, and Janice's incorruptible but still smokin' body). holy motha...

    spreading her legs wide on the floor mat, as if for an impromptu pap smear.

    I guess the question of the day is, what does not look like German porn to me today?

    because they are looking so "Call me now."

    Back at the Waldorf-Astoria (anyone else get hungry for salad everytime they read that?), yes!!!

    "There is a fire that people need to feel," Tyra says. You might want some antibiotics for that.

    On the bright side, if this modeling thing doesn't work out, they will at least have street mime to fall back on.

    Kelle takes this to mean they will be "dog-boxing" each other, but most of the girls thinks this means they will be posing with live animals--see, everything is like a German porno after all!

    He then proceeds to jerk spastically, like a "Special Needs Ken Doll."

    Next, it's Amanda, dressed like a psycho ballerina. Oh great, let's put the legally blind girl on roller skates in a room with spinning lights.

    Lanny gets an expression on his face that says "What the @#$!" more than "blue steel".

    I'm sick. What more do you people want? Send me chicken soup at snowflakegirl@fansofrealitytv. com
    OMG!! You + meds = GOLD! Solid, comedy, GOLD!! I know you can blame we all know it's pure Snow making us giggle and spit out our Lucky Charms. <----truth.

    Oh Snow, I don't know why you gave us the disclaimer, this was absolutely HILARIOUS!! I laughed, I was shocked, I may have even snorted. (shhhh).

    An absolutely fantastic recap!!
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    Soccer Kicks Balls cali's Avatar
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    Well, seems Shazzer took so many of the things I wanted to quote

    I am compelled to tell you that, as I write this very recap, I have taken the liberty of writing FORT onto my own keister, and I don't see why Jennipher's little joke was such a huge problem for the judges, since it';s made me such a popular girl.

    Next up is Nicole who says she feels like "Marilyn Monroe done by Andy Warhol"; actually more like Dame Edna done by Yayoi Kusama, but no matter.
    Heehee. I don't even watch this show, but I have to say you paint a very vivid picture. Off to look at this weeks photos now.
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    On the bright side, if this modeling thing doesn't work out, they will at least have street mime to fall back on.

    Incredible work Snow!
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    -- Arrested Development, Season III

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    a very very accurate and entertaining review...GOOD JOB!

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